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    Otters

    I am now on a quest. I have heard 3 people at the zoo say that the otters are a hoot. Today is the 4th time I have tried to see the otters since memorial day and today is the 4th time I've walked my *** all the way over there in the friggin' heat and they were cleaning the cage. It's really pretty far over there too. From what I can tell, all morning every day they are getting their cage cleaned. I'm thinking about making a trip up there tomorrow afternoon just to look at the otters and drive back. I imagine I would get the same results though.

    God plays horrible tricks on me. I hope I am quite entertaining.

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    Re: Otters

    Quote Originally Posted by Norm In Norman

    God plays horrible tricks on me. I hope I am quite entertaining.
    Do you get more visitors than the otters?
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    Re: Otters

    Quote Originally Posted by Norm In Norman
    I am now on a quest. I have heard 3 people at the zoo say that the otters are a hoot. Today is the 4th time I have tried to see the otters since memorial day and today is the 4th time I've walked my *** all the way over there in the friggin' heat and they were cleaning the cage. It's really pretty far over there too. From what I can tell, all morning every day they are getting their cage cleaned. I'm thinking about making a trip up there tomorrow afternoon just to look at the otters and drive back. I imagine I would get the same results though.

    God plays horrible tricks on me. I hope I am quite entertaining.
    They're just wet ferrets for goshsakes. Go to the pet store and ask 'em to toss one into one of the aquariums for you.

    You're welcome.

    Speaking of ferrets, I bet PG is having fun in Hy-why-er about now. Ten days with her boyfriend's folks picking up the tab. Beyonce!
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    Re: Otters

    we have otters? maybe they said daughters.
    Do it for the Polar bears.

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    Well yeah. I could proabably type any animal into GIS and get a picture of one. And for that matter, a tiger is just a really fat house cat too. But that kinda goes against the whole idea of going to the zoo now, doesn't it.

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    Re: Otters

    Quote Originally Posted by Norm In Norman
    Well yeah. I could proabably type any animal into GIS and get a picture of one. And for that matter, a tiger is just a really fat house cat too. But that kinda goes against the whole idea of going to the zoo now, doesn't it.
    Sure, go ahead and be all concrete and objective and stuff. Didn't you ever go to "Story Hour" in the children's section of your public library when you were a kid? That library lady taught all us little hillbillies that we could take wonderful trips anywhere we could imagine just by reading a book and using our imaginations.

    Of course, this was the Ardmore Public Library and my cousin Rodney decided a couple summers later that he could take much better trips huffing spraypaint and drinking Lavoris mouthwash.

    But I digress. Use your mind Norm. Those otters are there for you to see!
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    Re: Otters

    Quote Originally Posted by Okla-homey
    Speaking of ferrets, I bet PG is having fun in Hy-why-er about now. Ten days with her boyfriend's folks picking up the tab. Beyonce!
    Ha.
    ... that's not food.

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    Re: Otters

    Quote Originally Posted by Norm In Norman
    I hope I am quite entertaining.
    Most of the time, yes...lately, not so much. Your comedic timing needs some work.
    I taste terrific.

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    Re: Otters

    Quote Originally Posted by Soonrboy
    we have otters? maybe they said daughters.
    You otter be ashamed.

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    Re: Otters

    Quote Originally Posted by Stanley1
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    Re: Otters

    Quote Originally Posted by crawfish
    You otter be ashamed.

    Oh no you dient . . .

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    Re: Otters

    Quote Originally Posted by Bob
    Oh no you dient . . .
    I'm trying to draw howzit out.

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    Re: Otters

    just post something nasty about an elf . . . doesn't that usually work?

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    Re: Otters

    Quote Originally Posted by crawfish
    I'm trying to draw howzit out.

    of the closet.
    I taste terrific.

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    Re: Otters

    Quote Originally Posted by OU4LIFE
    of the closet.
    He was in one?

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    Re: Otters

    yours.
    I taste terrific.

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    Re: Otters

    Isn't this whole otter problem just more Luck of the Norm?

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    Re: Otters

    It's God's way of getting your butt outta your chair and getting some fresh air, sun and exercise.

    Well that, and he needs a good laugh just like everybody else......

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    They're funny as hell, Norm. Kinda like raccoons that swim...

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