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    I think I'll buy him a really purty pink one.

    You know, it may be a 'she'. I didn't think to...look? Can you tell?

    Dean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
    I think I'll buy him a really purty pink one.

    You know, it may be a 'she'. I didn't think to...look? Can you tell?

    Dean?
    Hard to tell with the mask on........

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
    I think I'll buy him a really purty pink one.

    You know, it may be a 'she'. I didn't think to...look? Can you tell?

    Dean?
    You can. You coaxe em' up in your lap with a can of sardines (I just thought of something very nasty here so give me a minute.............) there, OK, anyhow, you get em' up in your lap, you tickle their belly, and when they roll over on their back you look for balls. Or tits. Simple really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    You can. You coaxe em' up in your lap with a can of sardines (I just thought of something very nasty here so give me a minute.............) there, OK, anyhow, you get em' up in your lap, you tickle their belly, and when they roll over on their back you look for balls. Or tits. Simple really.
    You ever had one them try to climb into the tree stand with ya? You don't want to move but you have too......

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    Quote Originally Posted by IB4OU2
    You ever had one them try to climb into the tree stand with ya? You don't want to move but you have too......
    No, but I've had squirrells sitting on a limb within a foot of my head on many occasions. Also, had a woodpecker last year start hammering away right above my head. Numerous birds have landed on the rail of my stand too. I leave my stands out year-round though, so they're pretty much used to them. Having animals that close and not knowing you're there is as much fun as hunting itself. It's one of the fringe benefits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    No, but I've had squirrells sitting on a limb within a foot of my head on many occasions. Also, had a woodpecker last year start hammering away right above my head. Numerous birds have landed on the rail of my stand too. I leave my stands out year-round though, so they're pretty much used to them. Having animals that close and not knowing you're there is as much fun as hunting itself. It's one of the fringe benefits.
    Yep, I do too and I like it. I saw an albino raccoon while I was hunting in SE OK a few years back......no telling what you'll see in a deer stand.

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    Man, you must've really been drunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mjcpr
    Man, you must've really been drunk.
    Keeps me warm.

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    When I knocked up your momma? Hell yes I was drunk.

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    Momma jokes pwn
    The color Orange is just Crimson, with a whole lot of yellow in it

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    You know what's really funny? As we speak, Norm is up at the zoo trying to see an otter. He's all sweaty and whiney from the long walk, it's 100 degrees, and the sign says "due to the hot weather, the otters are not on display today."

    The visual of that is cracking me up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SelmaBamaFan
    Momma jokes pwn
    you rang?

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    OTTERS! **** YEAH!



    Today, the quest has ended.

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    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    No, but I've had squirrells sitting on a limb within a foot of my head on many occasions. Also, had a woodpecker last year start hammering away right above my head. Numerous birds have landed on the rail of my stand too. I leave my stands out year-round though, so they're pretty much used to them. Having animals that close and not knowing you're there is as much fun as hunting itself. It's one of the fringe benefits.
    i had an owl land in my tree one time, it sat there for a few minutes and then took off and caught a mouse out of the grass below my stand. it was one of the coolest things I have ever seen happen in the woods
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    Aret he otters up there by the cheetahs?
    Do it for the Polar bears.

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    i love these old threads. give me a LOT of insight into the way you people think.
    Whenever a boy comes you should always have something baking.

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    You know, I thought about posting "Otters suck! Badgers rule!" and a link to http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/ but I thought that's been overdone around here.

    Wait, I just did it anyway.
    ... that's not food.

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    god damn it, who bumped another old thread??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soonrboy
    Aret he otters up there by the cheetahs?
    They are on the way to the cheetahs. they are right past the railroad tracks, the very first animal in the "dogs" part.

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