Just for you OU4LIFE . . .
Gay Chili (w/beans) vs. Straight Chili (no beans)
Gay Chili (w/beans)
Straight Chili (no beans)
Just for you OU4LIFE . . .
Gay Chili (w/beans) vs. Straight Chili (no beans)
Chili with beans is not gay.
straight chili, definitely, with a whole sleeve of crackers.
Beans turn Chili into stew!!!
carrots and potatos turn chili into stew.
i prefer it without beans......but if it has to have beans, PLEASE COOK THE DAMN THINGS......
Gotta have beans, call it what you want Bob.
OK...I will ask again. What is a common recipe for this stuff you call No Bean Chili?
Is it just spicy spaghetti sauce or what?
Anybody North of OKC doesn't know anything about chili.
Chili:
Meat (lots of it)
Peppers (hot, and lots of them)
Tomatoes (fresh, lots of them)
Chili Powder (lots of it)
Sweet Peppers (bell, red, yellow, etc.)
Salt
Pepper
Garlic (some do, some don't)
Any secret ingredient you want - this might include a dash of black gunpowder, or a shot of sugar, or a beer, or an ounce or two of tequila, or a dash of Sudden Death sauce, or some diced squash/eggplant/brocolli (yes it sounds gross, but it's really quite good), or whatever your little heart desires - WITH THE OBVIOUS EXCEPTION OF FREAKING LEGUMES!!!
Read my lips (and anybody elses who knows anything about chili) there are NOT BEANS IN CHILI. Period. End of discussion.
If you want to talk about bean recipes we can do that; I love navy beans and hamhocks, pintos, 3-bean casserole, refried frijoles, etc., but beans have no place in chili.
That is all.
I like straight chili.......with beans.
Both have their place. If you're eating it out of a bowl, beans. If you're eating it on a hot dog, no beans.
La ola es mía.
So it is spicy spaghetti sauce...
I agree 100%.Originally Posted by Pricetag
Dad gum Okies...you corrupted my taste buds!!! While I didn't have the pleasure of eating real chili (straight or gay) during the past 6 years I lived in Oklahoma City, I did have the pleasure of discovering the joy of peppers and fresh salsas. Think I can find any of that in Northern California???
Heck no!!! God, what was I thinking when I decided to move back home??? Westerners put celery instead of peppers in their salsa, and eat queso out of a jar!!!
My taste buds really miss Oklahoma!!!
Last edited by SactoSooner; 11/14/2003 at 05:57 PM.
Both types can be good; I haven't done enough fiddling to come up with my own ultimate recipe. But I know what Brak would say.
[Brak]
Here's a lovely song about my favorite food
Lima, lento, soy, and pinto
Navy, northern, and garbanzo
Kidneys and frijoles negros
I love beans
I love beans
Woo woo woo!
I love beans
How 'bout you?
High in fiber
Low in fat
Hey, I betcha didn't know that
When I eat beans
I sit in my own little cloud
Nobody comes to visit me
In my little cloud
I don't know why
Maybe 'cause I'm cuttin' muffins
Because...
I love beans!
Hey hey hey!
I love beans everyday!
Beans are an excellent source of protein
I love beans!
Diggydoo!
... that's not food.
If that doesn't qualify for gay chili, I don't know what would!
No Beans!
Heh . . .
Considering the natural effects of Beans on the human sphinkter, I would have to say that Gay chilli would be beanless.Just for you OU4LIFE . . .
Gay Chili (w/beans) vs. Straight Chili (no beans)
Just a thought!
Know thy self,
know thy enemy.
A thousand battles,
a thousand victories. - Sun Tzu (500 B.C.)
Eat beans and rice together for the fart value. Eat chilie w/out beans for the taste.
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