Listen up hillbillies.
Your program is about to hit a brick wall. The wall of corn. Nebraska. God's country is coming right at you. The one and only Mr. Billy bob Callahan will lead our program to the top and yours will fall off the map. (thank God). It's true. Mark it down. Spread the good news. So go F your sister or whatever it was ya'll did in the 90's because Saturdays belong to God's country, Nebraska.
F-off!!!