Heh.Originally Posted by C&CDean
Heh.Originally Posted by C&CDean
Not a very big name.
Kinda like the wonder donkey?
you know, the one who kicked field goals??
sigh - one more time just for you Doc.Originally Posted by OUDoc
It has a tattoo on the side that says "Gus" when it's soft. When it's hard it says "Greyhound Bus Lines would like to welcome you on your trip around the 48 contiguous states that make up the good ol' US." In a 28 font. Bold. Italicized.
Not a very big sentence.Originally Posted by C&CDean
Every single time I read one of Dean's posts, I cringe, hoping for the best, but expecting the worst. Is he going to drop the bomb or not.
He and I don't see eye to eye on some things and then he comes up with a post like this and..
TOTALLY REDEEMS HIMSELF!
I give this story a sphincter pucker phactor of 9.8. The only thing that would have rated any higher would have been had the story involved a pitchfork or a picnic table umbrella.
You "cringe?"
You "expect the worst?"
Mom?
Well, I hope you were wearing clean underwear.
How long does it take for your clean underwear to become dirty?Originally Posted by Beano's Fourth Chin
When somebody says "clean underwear" I think "oxymoron."
Honestly, all "clean underwear" bets are off should you happen to fall upon a railroad spike.Originally Posted by C&CDean
You guys all keep going on and on about the rail road spike, but burning your hand freakin' HURTS.Originally Posted by C&CDean
Yow!
No one spins a yarn like Dean. No one.
Is that what he was talking about? Man, I was way off.Originally Posted by LubTexSooner
Oh, and like Beano, I have a recurring thought that pops into my head when I read Dean's posts.
Only it's "No wonder he is the way he is."
Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
I thought that area of real estate down there was called a "gooch" on guys.
at this point in the process, I can only assume it was a typo and they meant to say "cram"...
A gooch? Never heard of it.Originally Posted by silverwheels
Fumunda cheese factory yes, gooch no.
It must be just us young'uns that say it then.Originally Posted by C&CDean
at this point in the process, I can only assume it was a typo and they meant to say "cram"...
Originally Posted by silverwheels
no. It's dumbasses who watch "jackass" that call it the gooch.
I don't watch "Jackass" or anything on MTV for that matter.Originally Posted by OklahomaTrombone
at this point in the process, I can only assume it was a typo and they meant to say "cram"...