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    Re: Railroad spike?

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    No, she does.
    Heh.

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    Re: Railroad spike?

    Not a very big name.

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    Re: Railroad spike?

    Kinda like the wonder donkey?







    you know, the one who kicked field goals??

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    Re: Railroad spike?

    Quote Originally Posted by OUDoc
    Not a very big name.
    sigh - one more time just for you Doc.

    It has a tattoo on the side that says "Gus" when it's soft. When it's hard it says "Greyhound Bus Lines would like to welcome you on your trip around the 48 contiguous states that make up the good ol' US." In a 28 font. Bold. Italicized.

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    Re: Railroad spike?

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    sigh - one more time just for you Doc.

    It has a tattoo on the side that says "Gus" when it's soft. When it's hard it says "Greyhound Bus Lines would like to welcome you on your trip around the 48 contiguous states that make up the good ol' US." In a 28 font. Bold. Italicized.
    Not a very big sentence.

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    Re: Railroad spike?

    Every single time I read one of Dean's posts, I cringe, hoping for the best, but expecting the worst. Is he going to drop the bomb or not.

    He and I don't see eye to eye on some things and then he comes up with a post like this and..

    TOTALLY REDEEMS HIMSELF!

    I give this story a sphincter pucker phactor of 9.8. The only thing that would have rated any higher would have been had the story involved a pitchfork or a picnic table umbrella.

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    Re: Railroad spike?

    You "cringe?"

    You "expect the worst?"

    Mom?

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    Re: Railroad spike?

    Well, I hope you were wearing clean underwear.

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    Re: Railroad spike?

    Quote Originally Posted by Beano's Fourth Chin
    Well, I hope you were wearing clean underwear.
    How long does it take for your clean underwear to become dirty?

    When somebody says "clean underwear" I think "oxymoron."

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    Re: Railroad spike?

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    How long does it take for your clean underwear to become dirty?

    When somebody says "clean underwear" I think "oxymoron."
    Honestly, all "clean underwear" bets are off should you happen to fall upon a railroad spike.

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    Re: Railroad spike?

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    When I went to brake, it basically smoked my glove, burned my hand
    You guys all keep going on and on about the rail road spike, but burning your hand freakin' HURTS.

    Yow!

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    Re: Railroad spike?

    No one spins a yarn like Dean. No one.

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    Re: Railroad spike?

    Quote Originally Posted by LubTexSooner
    You guys all keep going on and on about the rail road spike, but burning your hand freakin' HURTS.

    Yow!
    Is that what he was talking about? Man, I was way off.

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    Oh, and like Beano, I have a recurring thought that pops into my head when I read Dean's posts.

    Only it's "No wonder he is the way he is."

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    Re: Railroad spike?

    Quote Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
    One more inch, Dean!
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.

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    Re: Railroad spike?

    I thought that area of real estate down there was called a "gooch" on guys.
    at this point in the process, I can only assume it was a typo and they meant to say "cram"...

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    Re: Railroad spike?

    Quote Originally Posted by silverwheels
    I thought that area of real estate down there was called a "gooch" on guys.
    A gooch? Never heard of it.

    Fumunda cheese factory yes, gooch no.

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    Re: Railroad spike?

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    A gooch? Never heard of it.

    Fumunda cheese factory yes, gooch no.
    It must be just us young'uns that say it then.
    at this point in the process, I can only assume it was a typo and they meant to say "cram"...

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    Re: Railroad spike?

    Quote Originally Posted by silverwheels
    It must be just us young'uns that say it then.

    no. It's dumbasses who watch "jackass" that call it the gooch.

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    Re: Railroad spike?

    Quote Originally Posted by OklahomaTrombone
    no. It's dumbasses who watch "jackass" that call it the gooch.
    I don't watch "Jackass" or anything on MTV for that matter.
    at this point in the process, I can only assume it was a typo and they meant to say "cram"...

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