I'm sooooo bored. I'll start and you all add a line if anything comes to mind, ok? Here goes....
It was a dreary rainy day, cold as a gold-digger's heart.
I'm sooooo bored. I'll start and you all add a line if anything comes to mind, ok? Here goes....
It was a dreary rainy day, cold as a gold-digger's heart.
" A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have"
Thomas Jefferson
Olevet Posse Member
When I saw a girl who had an avatar of a girl lighting a fart.
(Does this have to rhyme?)
I wondered "What brave soul would light the match..."
So close to her sna***.
I'm an underachiever, not an idiot
I can think of something that would rhyme and fit the general subject, but it is far from PG-13.
EDIT: Never mind, Boffingham beat me to it.
La ola es mía.
No it doesn't have to rhyme! Keep it going, guys
" A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have"
Thomas Jefferson
Olevet Posse Member
His name is Robert Polson
You...You look like your head fell in the cheese dip back in 1957!!!
He was a fart blazer from way back
One day, she ate taco bueno for lunch and the next fart incinerated San Francisco.
She liked it doggy style and.....
....Robert wasn't afraid to attack from the back
end of the snow plow.
I'm an underachiever, not an idiot
After the attack from the back, waffles sure sounded good, so she...
dared davidearl to delete this thread...
Then davidearl thought "My...waffles do sound good"....I will leave the thread and....
...go to waffle house
On the way to the waffle house I spied a
" A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have"
Thomas Jefferson
Olevet Posse Member
an Aggie walking with a limping sheep...
...and, given that the sheep was with an aggie, it was obvious why the sheep was limping.
I walked up to the aggie and said "Hi Les, How 'bout dem Cowboys!!!"
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