I just got this mental image of Norm - with a couple strips of sizzling bacon on his head. I can't stop laughing.
I just got this mental image of Norm - with a couple strips of sizzling bacon on his head. I can't stop laughing.
Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
OSHA
Is there a guy walking around with a stopwatch?In 1911, Frederick Taylor, known as the Father of Scientific Management, published Principles of Scientific Management in which he proposed work methods designed to increase worker productivity. One of his famous experiments had to do with increasing the output of a worker loading pig iron to a rail car. Taylor broke the job down into its smallest constituent movements, timing each one with a stopwatch. The job was redesigned with a reduced number of motions as well as effort and the risk of error. Rest periods of specific interval and duration and a differential pay scale were used to improve the output. With scientific management, Taylor increased the worker's output from 12 to 47 tons per day! The Taylor model gave rise to dramatic productivity increases.
Originally Posted by C&CDean
The Hawthorne effect . . .
just think if he was Blue, you'd be all over him like (someone I won't menation) on a twinkie.
I taste terrific.
I thought you said you didn't drink much?Originally Posted by OU4LIFE
in the afternoon.
paym attenshun
I taste terrific.
There's a good joke here...."yo mama's so fat, she sweats bacon BO"
Well, maybe not a good joke.
UPDATE: it's almost made it's way down to 82. Yee haw. And I haven't got any real work done because everyone else's crap decided to break and the people who should be fixing the problems aren't here today. Besides that, it's hard to think in oppressive heat. When I get asked if my project is done this afternoon, I'm afraid my eyeball might pop out of socket. That's gonna succ. I CAN'T WRITE PROGRAMS AND BE TECHNICAL SUPPORT AT THE SAME TIME! CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT????
Boy am I gonna take a long lunch today.
Originally Posted by Norm In Norman
Might be worth knockin' a few back . . . the afternoon might be bearable from drunkytown.
Whaaaaaaat's happening, Norm?Originally Posted by Norm In Norman
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I'm afraid you're right.Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
And how sad is that? When the "Thread O' the Day" award goes to something as lame as this, it's a slooooooooooow and boooooooooring day.
you got it
"I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."
Exactly.Originally Posted by C&CDean
Hey, I'm tryin'............Originally Posted by C&CDean