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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    For you girls thinking you're just fine...

    ...you might be. But I thought was, too. It can't hurt and the ladies really don't grope you or anything. More like your Granny helping you get dressed or something.

    I benefitted from it greatly. You might, too.

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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    Quote Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
    For you girls thinking you're just fine...

    ...you might be. But I thought was, too. It can't hurt and the ladies really don't grope you or anything. More like your Granny helping you get dressed or something.

    I benefitted from it greatly. You might, too.
    So did Phil Mickelson. Hey-O!

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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    I might have to make a trip to the dept store then. I certainly can't hurt anything.
    Quote Originally Posted by Missouri's Coach Stein
    "When I heard Shaq had been traded, I was hoping it had been for the Paris twins because they are ridiculous," Stein joked. "They're probably the two toughest post players to guard in the country."
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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    Quote Originally Posted by Scott D
    I'd hit it and take the money she owed me
    I'd hit it like I owed her money and she kept calling like those bastages from Wachovia.
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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    Quote Originally Posted by Veritas
    I'd hit it like I owed her money and she kept calling like those bastages from Wachovia.
    I'd hit it so much that she'd be callin me Papi and paying me rent.
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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    way to get this thread locked guys.
    IBTL
    Quote Originally Posted by Missouri's Coach Stein
    "When I heard Shaq had been traded, I was hoping it had been for the Paris twins because they are ridiculous," Stein joked. "They're probably the two toughest post players to guard in the country."
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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    *Costanza's. George, Estelle and Frank are eating dinner. George is pounding a ketchup bottle.*

    Frank: Why do you need all that ketchup for?

    George: This is my ketchup. I bought this ketchup just so I could have as much as I want.

    Frank: So, I talked to Phil Casacof today.

    Estelle: Phil Casacof?

    Frank: Yeah, you know my friend, the bra salesman. He says they are looking maybe to put somebody on so I got you an interview next Friday with his boss.

    George: Next Friday, what time?

    Frank: 2 o'clock.

    George: That's my whole afternoon! I was going to look for sneakers.

    Frank: You can look for sneakers the next day!

    Estelle: He doesn't know anything about bras.

    George: I know a little. Besides, what do you have to know?

    Frank: Well, it wouldn't hurt to go in the and be able to discuss it intelligently. Maybe you should take a look at a few bras? Where is you bra? Give him a bra to look.

    Estelle: I am not giving him a bra.

    Frank: Why not?

    Estelle: Because I don't need him looking at my bra.

    Frank: Why, so he'll go to the interview and he wouldn't know what he's talking about!?!

    George: Do we have to...?

    Frank: You don't even know what they're made from.

    George: They are made from lycra-spandex.

    Frank: Get out of here! Lycra-spandex?

    Estelle: I think they are made from lycra-spandex.

    Frank: Wanna bet? How much you wanna bet?

    Estelle: I'm not betting!

    Frank: Take a look.

    Estelle: All right, I'll get a bra.

    Frank: I don't know what the big problem is getting a bra?!

    George: She doesn't want to get a bra.

    Frank: I'm not saying go to the library and read the whole history, but it wouldn't kill you to know a little bit about it.

    George: All right, it wouldn't kill me.

    Frank: How long it takes to find a bra? What's going on in there? You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I'm back in two seconds...you know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups.

    George: I-I know about the cups.

    Frank: You got the A, B, C the D. That's the biggest.

    George: I know the D is the biggest. I've based my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest.

    Estelle: Here, here's the bra.

    Frank: Let me see it.

    Estelle: 100% lycra-spandex.

    Frank: Let me see it.

    Estelle: I told you. Here, think you know everything?

    Frank: Hmm, that's surprising. All right, what else? You got the cups in the front, two loops in the back. All right, a guess that's about it.

    George: I got it. Cups in the front, loops in the back.

    Estelle: You got ketchup on it!

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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    Quote Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
    For you girls thinking you're just fine...

    ...you might be. But I thought was, too. It can't hurt and the ladies really don't grope you or anything. More like your Granny helping you get dressed or something.

    I benefitted from it greatly. You might, too.
    Here's a picture of a gal granny helped a while back.....

    http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/00542...th_key=0054215

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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    There are these amazing bras at Dillard's that are like $60. I forgot the brand, but they feel like your body is wrapped in silk. Oprah loves them. I think I am going to visit the brafitter this weekend so I can get one in the right size.

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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    Quote Originally Posted by Sooner Born Sooner Bred
    There are these amazing bras at Dillard's that are like $60. I forgot the brand, but they feel like your body is wrapped in silk. Oprah loves them. I think I am going to visit the brafitter this weekend so I can get one in the right size.
    $60?!?!?!?!?! I think that's what the new VS bra is priced at....something close to that anyway. Now, I can see 20-25, but NOT $60!!!! Sorry, no can do.
    Quote Originally Posted by Missouri's Coach Stein
    "When I heard Shaq had been traded, I was hoping it had been for the Paris twins because they are ridiculous," Stein joked. "They're probably the two toughest post players to guard in the country."
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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    Victoria can KEEP her secrets for that price.
    Quote Originally Posted by Missouri's Coach Stein
    "When I heard Shaq had been traded, I was hoping it had been for the Paris twins because they are ridiculous," Stein joked. "They're probably the two toughest post players to guard in the country."
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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    if Oprah liked em, they probably are silk...fresh off of the worm.
    "The mark of a great player is in his ability to come back. The great champions have all come back from defeat." - Sam Snead

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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    Quote Originally Posted by TopDaugIn2000
    Victoria can KEEP her secrets for that price.
    Victoria has no secrets...I told you people this 2 months ago.
    "The mark of a great player is in his ability to come back. The great champions have all come back from defeat." - Sam Snead

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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    Dayum,
    I post a perfectly respectable PSA to benefit my Okie sistahs in the interest of their health, comfort and adequate support and you people have completely smutted it up.

    BTW, Mrs Homey can do that thing where she can take her bra off without taking her shirt off. I think its a magic trick or something.
    "Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.

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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    Quote Originally Posted by Okla-homey
    Dayum,
    I post a perfectly respectable PSA to benefit my Okie sistahs in the interest of their health, comfort and adequate support and you people have completely smutted it up.

    BTW, Mrs Homey can do that thing where she can take her bra off without taking her shirt off. I think its a magic trick or something.
    Can she tie a knot in a cherry stem?

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    I missed it all!
    at this point in the process, I can only assume it was a typo and they meant to say "cram"...

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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    Quote Originally Posted by Sexy Sooner Angel
    REALLY????


    Other than the tits I just don't see it.
    tits

    tits

    tits


    Errrrrr....uh......Huh??

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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    Quote Originally Posted by silverwheels
    I missed it all!
    Me too.

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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    Quote Originally Posted by Mjcpr
    Can she tie a knot in a cherry stem?
    darn skippy! without using her hands too.
    "Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.

    "Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes

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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    Quote Originally Posted by Okla-homey

    BTW, Mrs Homey can do that thing where she can take her bra off without taking her shirt off. I think its a magic trick or something.
    ehhh, it's a standard for us females.
    Quote Originally Posted by Missouri's Coach Stein
    "When I heard Shaq had been traded, I was hoping it had been for the Paris twins because they are ridiculous," Stein joked. "They're probably the two toughest post players to guard in the country."
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