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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Okla-homey's Avatar
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    The right bra can change your life

    at least that's what the puff piece on our local morning news show says.

    Offered only as a service to my Sooner sistern 'cause I'm a giver.

    Who knew most wimmen only get fitted once in their lives and allegedly, reportedly, 80% of female people walk around in some unecessary pain with a bra that doesn't fit right.

    According to the report, if there is boobage spillage or backfat bulgage above or below the thing, it don't fit right. Additionally, the right fit can visually take 20 pounds off a big girl.

    Now get them tittays measured by someone qualified for the task (most upscale department stores have have one) and apparently you'll feel and look better. Note to hillbillies: There is probably not a qualified bra measuring technician to be found wearing a blue smock at any Wallly World.

    Who knew? Dayum, screw Woodward and Bernstein, that's some fine investigative reportin' huh?
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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    I watched a deal on Oprah about this. Those "What Not to Wear" British women were on there taking hostage women with saggy boobs.

    They said most women wear too large a band size and too small a cup size. The first makeover they did, the woman had worn a size 36B. After she was maysured properly, she was wearing a 34D. They showed her husband in the audience, You would have thought they gave his wife an emergency plastic surgery backstage. Relax, mister. They are the same ones she had 2 hours ago.

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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    I know if I wore a bra, my life would be different.
    You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
    (Shoo-bee doo-wah)

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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    I worked at Dillard's for a while. I almost had the job of booby measurer but the second in command thought it would make women uncomfortable for a man to measure their boobies...phhhttt.

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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    They could make it easier for us guys if they would replace the snaps/hooks with velcro....

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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    Quote Originally Posted by IB4OU2
    They could make it easier for us guys if they would replace the snaps/hooks with velcro....
    magnets would be quieter -- remember high school dates in a darkened movie theater?
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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    Quote Originally Posted by Okla-homey
    magnets would be quieter -- remember high school dates in a darkened movie theater?
    Hey Homey that's a great idea........and they would always have to be inspected prior to walking through metal detectors.....

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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    My wife saw the same Oprah program and followed their word, and wore a bra size she never has before and loves it.
    From the rainy rainy gulf coast of florida.

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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    Quote Originally Posted by IB4OU2
    They could make it easier for us guys if they would replace the snaps/hooks with velcro....
    damn....some of y'all must not get much practice....but I'm jus' sayin'
    "The mark of a great player is in his ability to come back. The great champions have all come back from defeat." - Sam Snead

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott D
    damn....some of y'all must not get much practice....but I'm jus' sayin'
    I'm an ace on them ones what hook in the front.
    "Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.

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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    Quote Originally Posted by Scott D
    damn....some of y'all must not get much practice....but I'm jus' sayin'
    You got that right........Iv'e been married for 27 years.......

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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    Quote Originally Posted by IB4OU2
    You got that right........Iv'e been married for 27 years.......
    you need to get your wife some back problems....I'm jus' sayin
    "The mark of a great player is in his ability to come back. The great champions have all come back from defeat." - Sam Snead

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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    Quote Originally Posted by Scott D
    you need to get your wife some back problems....I'm jus' sayin
    She's pretty well endowed......assisted bra removal after a while is pretty much a redundant independant process.......so to speak....

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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    part of getting your man card is being fluent in one-hand bra clasp undoing/removal people.
    I taste terrific.

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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    Well, I'll just take my chances and use my own "qualified" judgement on determining my bra size. I'm sorry, but I don't want "Ms. department store" groping my goods........that's all

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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    Quote Originally Posted by OU4LIFE
    part of getting your man card is being fluent in one-hand bra clasp undoing/removal people.
    word!
    "The mark of a great player is in his ability to come back. The great champions have all come back from defeat." - Sam Snead

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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    [Howzit] Ms. Department store can grope my goods anytime [/Howzit]
    I taste terrific.

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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    Get fitted, ladies. It's worth it to have Ethel rub her Emeraude-smelling hands on you at the department store.

    Trust me.

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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    Quote Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
    Get fitted, ladies. It's worth it to have Ethel rub her Emeraude-smelling hands on you at the department store.

    Trust me.
    heh. thanks.
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    Re: The right bra can change your life

    althought it can't be any worse than that yearly trip to the gyno.
    Quote Originally Posted by Missouri's Coach Stein
    "When I heard Shaq had been traded, I was hoping it had been for the Paris twins because they are ridiculous," Stein joked. "They're probably the two toughest post players to guard in the country."
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