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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member VeeJay's Avatar
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    Unhappy Does Anyone Really Want To See Jessica Lynch Topless?

    Word is that Larry Flynt has paid six figures for pics of PFC Jessica Lynch cavorting topless before she was shipped off to Iraq.

    Would anyone go out and buy a Hustler magazine for this?

    I hope not.

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    Re: Does Anyone Really Want To See Jessica Lynch Topless?

    Not I, no.
    Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
    Will Rogers

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    Re: Does Anyone Really Want To See Jessica Lynch Topless?

    ca·vort (k-vôrt)
    intr.v. ca·vort·ed, ca·vort·ing, ca·vorts
    To bound or prance about in a sprightly manner; caper.
    To have lively or boisterous fun; romp:

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    Re: Does Anyone Really Want To See Jessica Lynch Topless?

    i think he said he was not going to publish them.

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    Re: Does Anyone Really Want To See Jessica Lynch Topless?

    the report i heard is that he purchased them to ensure that they're not published.

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    Re: Does Anyone Really Want To See Jessica Lynch Topless?

    Some days I hate Larry Flynt. Other days I think he's alright.

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    Re: Does Anyone Really Want To See Jessica Lynch Topless?

    Quote Originally Posted by Penguin
    Some days I hate Larry Flynt. Other days I think he's alright.
    And where on the hate-larry-nothate-larry spectrum would this day fall?

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    Re: Does Anyone Really Want To See Jessica Lynch Topless?

    Quote Originally Posted by soonerboomer93
    the report i heard is that he purchased them to ensure that they're not published.
    I heard the exact opposite, the ny post reported that he will publish them in Feb.
    Last edited by mrowl; 11/11/2003 at 09:13 PM.

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    Re: Does Anyone Really Want To See Jessica Lynch Topless?

    Out here on CBS this morning they said he bought them to prevent them getting out in the public's eye. Guess he is the only one to know for sure.

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    Re: Does Anyone Really Want To See Jessica Lynch Topless?

    The only way to ensure nude photos of yourself aren't taken/published is to keep your clothes on while "cavorting."

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    Re: Does Anyone Really Want To See Jessica Lynch Topless?

    The only way to ensure nude photos of yourself aren't taken/published is to keep your clothes on while "cavorting."
    Killjoy!

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    Re: Does Anyone Really Want To See Jessica Lynch Topless?

    But then it's not really cavorting. It's more prancing.
    ... that's not food.

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    Re: Does Anyone Really Want To See Jessica Lynch Topless?

    You don't have to take your clothes off to have a good time.

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    Re: Does Anyone Really Want To See Jessica Lynch Topless?

    Jermaine Stewart.

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    Re: Does Anyone Really Want To See Jessica Lynch Topless?

    You can dance and party all night and drink some cherry wine.

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    Re: Does Anyone Really Want To See Jessica Lynch Topless?

    uh-huh

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    Re: Does Anyone Really Want To See Jessica Lynch Topless?

    I'm sure Miss Lynch must feel relieved to know that someone with such outstanding integrity as Larry Flint will be the owner of those photos.


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    Re: Does Anyone Really Want To See Jessica Lynch Topless?

    You think that while Jessica was mid-cavort the image of Larry Flynt owning pictures of said cavort ever scrolled across her mental marquis?

    I'm thinking no.

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    Re: Does Anyone Really Want To See Jessica Lynch Topless?

    If you're cavoting nude while someone has a camera around, I doubt that very much is going through your "mental marquis" anyway.

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    Re: Does Anyone Really Want To See Jessica Lynch Topless?

    To answer the question...no thanks.

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