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  1. #161
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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
    I make a motion to invoke pg's shooting skills into action to take care of this yainch.

    Anyone second the motion?
    WOO!



    and by the way, it's SO obvious who Bruce Almighty is
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    <sigh>

    How do you make someone love you without changing free will?
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    <sigh> Ok . . . goodbye.
    "I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."

  2. #162

    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by OUSAEmom
    She just had a one night stand on my son and now he isnt allowed to talk to me unless hes at work.

    Oh well, my medium said that their marriage wont last, so no biggy.

    What a friggin' control freak she must be. I hope she doesn't give your son chlamydia. Sorry to hear about that

  3. #163
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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Chlamydia the tattooed lady...
    ... that's not food.

  4. #164
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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    "If you turn OUSAE around, you get Asoue which is Japanese for traitor (in a not very well known dialect)."

    But you could just make it simpler by saying the word "OSU" in Japanese means 'push'......which really adds nothing to the discussion and doesn't take away from the fact that this family has some seriously disfunctional issues.

  5. #165
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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    "My son's wife is a slut"

    on the next Maury.

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Dear Mom,

    I feel that it might be time for you to know the whole story. See your DIL isn't a slut, she's a ho' for doleo. I'm only telling you because I heard that yermom is getting jealous of her money makin ability at bein a ho'.

    Sincerely,
    Howzit
    "The mark of a great player is in his ability to come back. The great champions have all come back from defeat." - Sam Snead

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    ttt


    for mongo

  8. #168
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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by critical_phil
    ttt


    for mongo
    By God, I aint readin the thread, but is she hawt, and what is her #

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by Scott D
    Dear Mom,

    I feel that it might be time for you to know the whole story. See your DIL isn't a slut, she's a ho' for doleo. I'm only telling you because I heard that yermom is getting jealous of her money makin ability at bein a ho'.

    Sincerely,
    Howzit
    stfu man

  10. #170

    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    I thought I already told y'all that my son filed for a divorce. The marriage is over.

  11. #171
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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    yeah, divorce spek for Mom
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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by OUSAEmom
    I thought I already told y'all that my son filed for a divorce. The marriage is over.
    Nope as far as I kmow you didnt tell us .
    But My ? is what took the boy so long ?
    Tell the yainch to kick rocks !
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  13. #173
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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Yeah, she told us. Now she has to start a new thread titled "My son's ex-wife is a slut" so Mongo can get the excitement he craves.

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by dolemitesooner
    stfu man
    i've heard of slow reaction times, but sheeez dude.....
    I taste terrific.

  15. #175
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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by dolemitesooner
    stfu man
    13 months and that's the best comeback you can think of?

    i take it back, you aren't Huggy Bear, you are Arnie from "What's Eating Gilbert Grape"

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  17. #177
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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Scott Dpwnd!!!

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    **** YOU GANDLAF.....i SAW THE THREAD FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by dolemitesooner
    **** YOU GANDLAF.....i SAW THE THREAD FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT
    you're dominating the front page of the SO.

  20. #180
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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Actually that would be Dolepwning of the front pAGE

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