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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    This may be the biggest, inane threadjacking I have seen in awhile.


    In Pacem Requiescat --- October 5, 2003 - October 18, 2010.

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    really, let's get this thread back to the sluttiness at hand
    "The mark of a great player is in his ability to come back. The great champions have all come back from defeat." - Sam Snead

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Ok, so Mom, you say your daughter-in-law is a slut . . . have you found a picture yet?

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Four months after the fact.. we need an update on the slut please.


    In Pacem Requiescat --- October 5, 2003 - October 18, 2010.

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    I don't remember asking about a picture . . .

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    i think its something in the water up here!

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    for a sec; reading that headline I thought OUSAEmom was my mom!

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    I guess I live in a tame world. In my world, my step-sister slept with another man while married to her attorney husband. The reason? The new man was a multi-millionaire builder and could move her into a mansion immediately.
    Metaphors be with you!

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Okay, here is my update.

    I have been really polite to her. We even invited them to two football games with us. Teresa sat with me and our son sat with his dad. Teresa is very controlling and she gets her way with my son by being an annoying constant whiner. She made my son feel all guilty that he wasnt sitting with her. No way am I giving up my club seats and no way will my husband give up his seat on the 40 so we suggested they buy their own tickets.

    My husband invited our son to the OSU game. I'm taking one of my best friends who is also my sons God mother. I dont think I should feel obligated to share my tickets with Teresa when I have so many other kids, family and friends who I like spending time with, eventhough I know how much my husband and son like spending that time at Owen Field together.

    Except for you all , I've had the same group of friends since 6th grade, for 38 years now. My sons God mother was so looking forward to seeing her God son. Well...he doesnt want to go without Teresa who also wants to spend the day with her father who smells of booze and cigarettes. So my friends husband who is my husbands buddy is taking off of work and going with us. We are also meeting 2 other couples we went to college with at the VIP Tailgate a couple of hours before the game. I will miss being with my son for the big game, but we will have a real nice time.

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    i hope you mean ou/osu game and not just an OSU game. Traitor

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by oumartin
    i hope you mean ou/osu game and not just an OSU game. Traitor
    The 'OU' part is a given.
    Besides the Woodward Boomers, the Sooners are the only team I watch in person. Oh...and whatever creeps they're playing. Okay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sooner_Bob
    I don't remember asking about a picture . . .
    Wife's reading the board now, eh?

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    If you turn OUSAE around, you get Asoue which is Japanese for traitor (in a not very well known dialect).
    Metaphors be with you!

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    I make a motion to invoke pg's shooting skills into action to take care of this yainch.

    Anyone second the motion?

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    yeah, but watching the boomers is like a painful slow death. Although I did see improvment this year!!!!

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by oumartin
    yeah, but watching the boomers is like a painful slow death. Although I did see improvment this year!!!!
    I like our new coach. I have my fingers crossed that we can get that Wesley Vaughn kid to play running back. That kid is solid muscle and has no fear. His balance is spooky good. He works weekends at that body building place off Main over there west of the clinic. Hes a patient of ours.

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    i used that gym until i realized I am so darn good looking I don't need to work out.

  18. #158

    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by oumartin
    i used that gym until i realized I am so darn good looking I don't need to work out.
    I didnt like that gym. I imagined all kinds of invisible toxic fumes rising from that carpeting from peoples sweat glands penetrating my lungs. I decided being chubby is better than being on a respirator.

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by Skysooner
    If you turn OUSAE around, you get Asoue which is Japanese for traitor (in a not very well known dialect).
    this may be the most out of the blue post i've ever seen.
    Spek!

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    If you jumble Skysooner, you get soonysker which is klingon for 'deep thoughts from state of high'.

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