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  1. 5/3/2005, 11:52 AM #121
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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by Sooner Born Sooner Bred
    Tough love isn't buying a house for your 30 year old kid to live in while he sorts out a marriage.
    I agree, its more of a co-dependent's move to enable the son's poor decisionmaking skillz.
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  2. 5/3/2005, 12:37 PM #122
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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Mom, his first screw up was becoming a Sigma Anyone Everyone. Sorry about that crack. Just remove yourself from the situation. You can't do anything about it.

    Does anybody ever listen to me about not getting married?
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  3. 5/3/2005, 12:56 PM #123
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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by TopDaugIn2000
    I gave him some red, but it didn't do much good.

    OH NO!!!!! bruce just gave me some red!!!! whatever will I do?!?!?!?! That must have lost me...what.....5 spek points?!?!?!?!?!

    Liar, liar, pants on fire . . . Bruce is very stingy with spek of anykind, if you got anything it was gray . . . humpf.


    Oh, and . . .

    We have a new record! Cue the cheesy inspirational music!
  4. 5/3/2005, 12:58 PM #124
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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    Bruce, STFU. Thank you. And the avatar is gay.

    And that's the way the cookie crumbles.
  5. 5/3/2005, 12:59 PM #125
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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by TopDaugIn2000
    is he gone?!?!?!?!!?!?!?! Please say "YES"

    Now what have I ever done to you?
  6. 5/3/2005, 01:03 PM #126
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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce Almighty
    Now what have I ever done to you?
    exist...
    Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.
  7. 5/3/2005, 01:05 PM #127
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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by Flagstaffsooner
    Mom, his first screw up was becoming a Sigma Anyone Everyone.
    I thought this was a sorority?
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.
  8. 5/3/2005, 01:06 PM #128
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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by colleyvillesooner
    exist...

  9. 5/3/2005, 01:08 PM #129
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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    As troll handles go, Bruce rates about a .3 on a 1-10 scale. You can do better than that. And Jim Carrey blows baboon penis.
  10. 5/3/2005, 01:10 PM #130
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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    <sigh>

    How do you make someone love you without changing free will?
  11. 5/3/2005, 01:10 PM #131
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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by mdklatt
    I thought this was a sorority?
    That's Try Delta.
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  12. 5/3/2005, 01:11 PM #132
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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    And Jim Carrey blows baboon penis.
    +
    First time I have speked a mod!
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  13. 5/3/2005, 01:13 PM #133
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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    And Jim Carrey blows baboon penis.
    And that's why I'm Bruce Almighty.
    Last edited by Bruce Almighty; 11/9/2005 at 04:26 PM.
  14. 5/3/2005, 01:13 PM #134
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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    As troll handles go, Bruce rates about a .3 on a 1-10 scale. You can do better than that. And Jim Carrey blows baboon penis.
    Dean and I agree on not so much, but 100% here.

    Sorry. I mean, I appreciate the effort and all, but the Bruce thing is lame-o.
    I got a bad mustache
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    I spend it on my stash.
    Man it's good to be a geek!

    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Beanbag View Post
    A better idea would be for posters to stop being cockgobbling dooshrockets for the sport of it.
  15. 5/3/2005, 01:17 PM #135
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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    That is NOT funny!
  16. 5/3/2005, 01:18 PM #136
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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    neither are you bruuuuuuce
  17. 5/3/2005, 01:20 PM #137
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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce Almighty
    That is NOT funny!
    Take a cue from Shamu: Always leave them wanting more. We can't miss you when you won't go away.
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.
  18. 5/3/2005, 01:21 PM #138
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    .
    Last edited by Bruce Almighty; 11/9/2005 at 04:27 PM.
  19. 5/3/2005, 01:24 PM #139
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    Okay kids, dont make me stop this car!
  20. 5/3/2005, 01:35 PM #140
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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce Almighty
    Liar, liar, pants on fire . . . Bruce is very stingy with spek of anykind, if you got anything it was gray . . . humpf.
    ok, it wasn't "bruce" the first time, his is in fact gray. the first one must have been from one of his other handles.

    oh well, not like it hurt or anything. I still hate trolls though.
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