She is very pretty, when she isnt drunk.Originally Posted by okienole3
She is very pretty, when she isnt drunk.Originally Posted by okienole3
well she doesn't have a medium...and she's already given my brother the "I told you so", and now he's living back at home with them because he sucks at getting a divorce right. If I wasn't married I'd have half a mind to kick him outta her house and get a place with him as roommates.Originally Posted by OUSAEmom
"The mark of a great player is in his ability to come back. The great champions have all come back from defeat." - Sam Snead
MEDIUM!!!!!
Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.
Medium? Maybe it wouldn't happen if he had a large or extra large...
HIYOOOO!!!!!
Calm down.Originally Posted by colleyvillesooner
She really is just a sweet lady who I have known for years who has a gift.
me thinks the word 'Medium' gets the 2XL crowd overly excited for some reason
"The mark of a great player is in his ability to come back. The great champions have all come back from defeat." - Sam Snead
yeah, there's no way a medium would work for me
XL please..
Pretty good show. I've only seen it once though.Originally Posted by colleyvillesooner
For a lot of guys, drunk = pretty enough.Originally Posted by OUSAEmom
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
Originally Posted by OUSAEmom
Yeah, but is she a slut whenever she is pretty?
Okay, I take the word "medium" back. Shes a real caring and lovely lady who is close with her guardian angels and the ascending masters who gets messages from Heaven.Originally Posted by Scott D
I used to know a lady like that.Originally Posted by OUSAEmom
Good Times.
Can you ask her for some Florida lottery numbers for me? The pot's up to about 20 million. I'll even split it with you if we win.Originally Posted by OUSAEmom
worth a look
"Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.
"Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes
I dont think the guardian angels play the lotto. Good idea though.Originally Posted by Okla-homey
Originally Posted by OUSAEmom
woooooooooooo there - please be careful who you put your trust and faith with.
Please dont worry. I have known her forever. I promise, shes a harmless sweetheart.Originally Posted by Soonerbabeinbama
My son just had his 30th birthday., I sent him a Keane CD. He will like that.
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I can't believe no one caught BSG's Raising Arizona quote.
I love you BSG!!!
Go in there and get me a baby!
I'm surprised Stanley didn't post anything on the first page, secondly...if your son does indeed divorce her.....can you get me her number?She is very pretty, when she isnt drunk.
Could she tie a knot in a cherry stem with her tongue?Originally Posted by Czar Soonerov
Yep....Good Times...