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  1. #41

    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by okienole3
    Slut...ok, but what does she look like?
    She is very pretty, when she isnt drunk.

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by OUSAEmom
    You mean I'm not alone? Your poor dear mother. Bless her sweet heart.
    well she doesn't have a medium...and she's already given my brother the "I told you so", and now he's living back at home with them because he sucks at getting a divorce right. If I wasn't married I'd have half a mind to kick him outta her house and get a place with him as roommates.
    "The mark of a great player is in his ability to come back. The great champions have all come back from defeat." - Sam Snead

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    MEDIUM!!!!!
    Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Medium? Maybe it wouldn't happen if he had a large or extra large...



    HIYOOOO!!!!!

  5. #45

    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by colleyvillesooner
    MEDIUM!!!!!
    Calm down.
    She really is just a sweet lady who I have known for years who has a gift.

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    me thinks the word 'Medium' gets the 2XL crowd overly excited for some reason
    "The mark of a great player is in his ability to come back. The great champions have all come back from defeat." - Sam Snead

  7. #47

    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    yeah, there's no way a medium would work for me

    XL please..

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by colleyvillesooner
    MEDIUM!!!!!
    Pretty good show. I've only seen it once though.

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by OUSAEmom
    She is very pretty, when she isnt drunk.
    For a lot of guys, drunk = pretty enough.
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by OUSAEmom
    She is very pretty, when she isnt drunk.

    Yeah, but is she a slut whenever she is pretty?

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by Scott D
    me thinks the word 'Medium' gets the 2XL crowd overly excited for some reason
    Okay, I take the word "medium" back. Shes a real caring and lovely lady who is close with her guardian angels and the ascending masters who gets messages from Heaven.

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by OUSAEmom
    She really is just a sweet lady.....who has a gift.
    I used to know a lady like that.

    Good Times.

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by OUSAEmom
    Okay, I take the word "medium" back. Shes a real caring and lovely lady who is close with her guardian angels and the ascending masters who gets messages from Heaven.
    Can you ask her for some Florida lottery numbers for me? The pot's up to about 20 million. I'll even split it with you if we win.

    worth a look
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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by Okla-homey
    Can you ask her for some Florida lottery numbers for me? The pot's up to about 20 million. I'll even split it with you if we win.
    I dont think the guardian angels play the lotto. Good idea though.

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by OUSAEmom
    Okay, I take the word "medium" back. Shes a real caring and lovely lady who is close with her guardian angels and the ascending masters who gets messages from Heaven.

    woooooooooooo there - please be careful who you put your trust and faith with.

  16. #56

    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by Soonerbabeinbama
    woooooooooooo there - please be careful who you put your trust and faith with.
    Please dont worry. I have known her forever. I promise, shes a harmless sweetheart.

    My son just had his 30th birthday., I sent him a Keane CD. He will like that.
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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    I can't believe no one caught BSG's Raising Arizona quote.


    I love you BSG!!!

    Go in there and get me a baby!

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    She is very pretty, when she isnt drunk.
    I'm surprised Stanley didn't post anything on the first page, secondly...if your son does indeed divorce her.....can you get me her number?

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by Czar Soonerov
    I used to know a lady like that.

    Good Times.
    Could she tie a knot in a cherry stem with her tongue?

    Yep....Good Times...

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