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    My sons wife is a slut

    She just had a one night stand on my son and now he isnt allowed to talk to me unless hes at work.

    Oh well, my medium said that their marriage wont last, so no biggy.

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    that . sorry to hear that.



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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Wha?!

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    I never know which movie you guys are quoting anymore.

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Scott D's Avatar
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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    is she hot? maybe we can hook Stanley1 up with her
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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by Scott D
    is she hot? maybe we can hook Stanley1 up with her
    Yes, I will pay Stanely1 to take her for his own. How much would he charge?

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    maybe stanley1 was part of the aforementioned one night stand...........

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Wow! I've been married for 10 years, but if my wife did that...she'd be kickin' rocks--without the kids.


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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    well, if you're payin.......

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    your medium?

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member critical_phil's Avatar
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    also, don't believe so much in the one night stand part as much as the one night she got caught.............

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    Lightbulb Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerBorn68
    Wow! I've been married for 10 years, but if my wife did that...she'd be kickin' rocks--without the kids.
    My son went to lunch with the guy. He knows him from highschool. They swear they just made out in the parking lot in his car. Uhhh huh.
    When our son told his father that he believed him, my husband said "What do you think hes going to say, "Yes, I {blanked} your wife?"

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Not allowed to talk to you?

    Who's wearing the pants in that fmaily, H.I.?

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by OUSAEmom
    They swear they just made out in the parking lot in his car.
    What the hell--are they still in high school?
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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by OUSAEmom
    My son went to lunch with the guy. He knows him from highschool. They swear they just made out in the parking lot in his car. Uhhh huh.
    When our son told his father that he believed him, my husband said "What do you think hes going to say, "Yes, I {blanked} your wife?"
    Wow, how come he didn't kick his ***? Not in his nature? Cause there are some out there that would have had a much more confrontational experience...
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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by OUSAEmom
    My son went to lunch with the guy. He knows him from highschool. They swear they just made out in the parking lot in his car. Uhhh huh.
    When our son told his father that he believed him, my husband said "What do you think hes going to say, "Yes, I {blanked} your wife?"
    Sounds like a wise father to me. I think I'd just have her stuff packed up and waiting for her on the porch...with changed locks & a note reading "You f'ed up".


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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
    Not allowed to talk to you?

    Who's wearing the pants in that fmaily, H.I.?

    It must be her son because it doesn't sounds like she was wearing any pants.

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    And the not being able to talk to you thing is just a power ploy for trying to control the situation. Adultry is a deal breaker & she knows it.


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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by jk the sooner fan
    your medium?
    you took the words right out of my mouth!!

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    Re: My sons wife is a slut

    Quote Originally Posted by OUSAEmom
    My son went to lunch with the guy. He knows him from highschool. They swear they just made out in the parking lot in his car. Uhhh huh.
    When our son told his father that he believed him, my husband said "What do you think hes going to say, "Yes, I {blanked} your wife?"
    if it was me the answer woulda been "Yes, I {blanked} your wife. TWO TIMES!" but I digress
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