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  1. 4/27/2005, 11:59 AM #1
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    I'll ask for Mr. Smith from now on.........

    just phoned a business associate named Dick.


    ring, ring.


    receptionist: xxxxxxxx Agency

    c_p: is Dick available?

    receptionist: (giggle) he's at lunch (giggle) can i take (muffled laughter) a message?



    ouch............
  2. 4/27/2005, 12:00 PM #2
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    Re: I'll ask for Mr. Smith from now on.........

    at least it wasn't Mr. Leakey
  3. 4/27/2005, 12:01 PM #3
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    Re: I'll ask for Mr. Smith from now on.........

    or Mr. Longing.
  4. 4/27/2005, 12:04 PM #4
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    Re: I'll ask for Mr. Smith from now on.........

    call back and ask for him, say your name is Mr Azzweepay........when she asks you to spell your last name.....do it like this "sure, thats Mr AS.......SW........IPE

    she'll put a note on his desk saying that a Mr Asswipe called.
  5. 4/27/2005, 12:12 PM #5
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    Re: I'll ask for Mr. Smith from now on.........

    heh. Funny.
  6. 4/27/2005, 12:13 PM #6
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    Re: I'll ask for Mr. Smith from now on.........

    At least you didn't ask if Dick was in.
  7. 4/27/2005, 12:14 PM #7
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    Re: I'll ask for Mr. Smith from now on.........

    So is this Dick a big guy?
  8. 4/27/2005, 12:16 PM #8
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    Re: I'll ask for Mr. Smith from now on.........

    I hear hear he's got two boys that hang around with him...


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  9. 4/27/2005, 12:18 PM #9
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  10. 4/27/2005, 12:38 PM #10
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    Re: I'll ask for Mr. Smith from now on.........

    So? Is Jack off today?

    Yep, I said that.

    Of course, what I was getting at, was "Is today Jack's day off?" .........but, that's not how it came out, heh!
  11. 4/27/2005, 12:40 PM #11
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    Re: I'll ask for Mr. Smith from now on.........

    this happens alot at the poker tables. like

    i raised a king jack off......................
  12. 4/27/2005, 12:43 PM #12
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    Re: I'll ask for Mr. Smith from now on.........

    but does he like ice cream?
  13. 4/27/2005, 12:54 PM #13
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    Re: I'll ask for Mr. Smith from now on.........

    I was riding the elevator with a co-worker and a very well-endowed woman carrying in a lunch. She'd been to a deli and gotten a couple of really big sandwiches, for a meeting or somesuch. My co-worker said, "Wow, those are HUGE!" - of course, the sandwiches were so close to her torso that you couldn't tell exactly what he was referring to...

    The woman smiled uneasily and I just about busted my gut trying to hold in the laughter.
  14. 4/27/2005, 12:56 PM #14
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    Re: I'll ask for Mr. Smith from now on.........

    your girls sure are getting big...
  15. 4/27/2005, 02:06 PM #15
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    Re: I'll ask for Mr. Smith from now on.........

    My ex used to work for Tan and Tone. She hates that commercial...

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  16. 4/27/2005, 02:10 PM #16
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    Re: I'll ask for Mr. Smith from now on.........

    dick ok I said it
  17. 4/27/2005, 02:44 PM #17
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    Re: I'll ask for Mr. Smith from now on.........

    Mike Hunt
  18. 4/27/2005, 02:45 PM #18
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    Re: I'll ask for Mr. Smith from now on.........

    Bus driver, stop the bus and let my friend Jack off, please.
  19. 4/27/2005, 07:02 PM #19
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    Re: I'll ask for Mr. Smith from now on.........

    Hand a note to the paging desk at a hotel, airport, casino, etc and wait to hear the page.

    Mr. Jardon, Mr Hugh Jardon, please meet your party at the information desk.
    Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup.
  20. 4/27/2005, 07:30 PM #20
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    Re: I'll ask for Mr. Smith from now on.........

    Quote Originally Posted by gdc
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