Dude, you obviously spend way too much time indoors playing on your geek machines.
When I get a wasp's nest about the size of a quarter, it's gone. You know, seeing a bazillion winged insects loitering around your crib oughta be your first clue that maybe you have a wasp megalopolis going on in your ceiling.
City folk.
Megalopolis.
That's a good word.
Can I use it?
It's all urine girl.
I'm the official killer of wasps and wasps nests around here. I beat them to death with numchucks. I like it.
We are here to pistol whip, shoe whip, imprison and torture. We are Phil, Beano, Norm, Dean, David Earl a.k.a. Deacon plus a bunch of ruthless mods. GADOCADWI
To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case your enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower.
Squirrels don't kill people. People kill people
I don't think Beano knows what he's gotten himself in to:
Guns & God clinger-to'er.
Beano, please tell us these aren't ninja assasin squirrels and that you're still okay!
We are here to pistol whip, shoe whip, imprison and torture. We are Phil, Beano, Norm, Dean, David Earl a.k.a. Deacon plus a bunch of ruthless mods. GADOCADWI
Wait...are we supposed to be talking about squirrels or wasps?
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
...Oh my Beano, they're multiplying...like, well, like squirrels.
Guns & God clinger-to'er.
Mr Beano,
If you like I can have our yard man Manuel come over. He's very good with yard things. I expect he could clear those nasty squirrelies out in no time. Just make sure he's home by dark. Good help is hard to come by. He loves his cerveza and the last time I loaned him out he drank and we almost lost him when the INS picked him up after a nasty altercation in some dive. Thank goodness my Mister knew who to bribe to get him back.
Casting a disparaging look from the Garden Club
Heavens Euphoria, you must have been terribly traumatized. Were something so taxing to happen to me, I would need at least a week at the Scottsdale Golden Door to recover.
still no words from Beans.....
we should be worried.
I taste terrific.
Don't worry. A ransom note from the squirrel king should be coming soon.Originally Posted by OU4LIFE
You mean Hanta Virus?
That's mostly in deer mice.
My grandpa shot a squirrel once . . . just for lookin' at him wrong.
SAVE BEANO!
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