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    Conservative Stuff Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    Woke up to buncha goings on in the attic this morning. I guess a squirrel climbed up the ac return line and ate a hole big enough into one of the eaves to go into the attic and lay his eggs or whatever, because I SWEAR there sounds like a hundred of them in there.

    I pulled down part of the eave and found a bunch of squirrel evidence.

    I have my heavy winter coat on and safety glasses and oven mitts, but I'm not about to stick my hand up there yet because I know he's gonna go all clark griswold on me. If he climbs down my arm and bites my neck will I have to get rabies shots?

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    Re: Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    just don't touch his eggs!

    and probably on the rabies shots

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    Re: Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    It might take 'em a while to kill you, but I bet they could make you wish you were dead in a hurry.
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    Re: Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    THERE'S WASPS!!

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    Re: Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    For the love of God, give us a link to the webcam.

    HURRY!!!

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    Re: Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    Dude, there are red wasps all over the south side of my house. I think their nest is actually inside the attic, because they crawl up inside the eaves. And these aren't any regular red wasps, either. These things are Gigantoriffic Nuclear Death Wasps. Seriously, I've seen mice that were smaller. I think I should call an exterminator to deal with them.
    ... that's not food.

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    Re: Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    Quote Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
    For the love of God, give us a link to the webcam.

    HURRY!!!
    No kidding! This is going to be good.

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    Re: Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    ugh, i hate those bastards

    at least you don't have to worry about rabies

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    Re: Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    Oven mitts?...Wuss.

    A lighter & a can of hairspray'll prolly take care of him.


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    Re: Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    Cool . . . I'm back just in time for the excitement.

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    Re: Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    Gonads and strife.

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    Re: Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    Dude, kill the squirrels. They will chew your wiring and stuff. They are also a rodent, so they carry nasty germs.

    May I also add that the young ones taste delicious if chicken-fried and served with cream gravy.
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    Re: Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    Quote Originally Posted by David Earl
    May I also add that the young ones taste delicious if chicken-fried and served with cream gravy.
    If only Callenberger were here to see this....
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    Re: Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    Game over.

    I'm hiring day workers:


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    Re: Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    Apparently they've been at it longer than just today.

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    Yikes!
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    Re: Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    Holy.

    Crap.
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    Oh my.
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