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    Re: Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    These real life squirrel pics from various legit news sources are excellent.
    We are here to pistol whip, shoe whip, imprison and torture. We are Phil, Beano, Norm, Dean, David Earl a.k.a. Deacon plus a bunch of ruthless mods. GADOCADWI

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    Re: Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    I sense sarcasm. What? You don't believe in SqirrelZilla?
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    Re: Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    I believe in the giant sqirrel. I've SEEN the giant squirrel... in a root beer induced vision. It was chasing Beano around, who sought refuge in his attic.

    Which reminds me, if Beano could have gotten the wasps to sting the squirrels...
    We are here to pistol whip, shoe whip, imprison and torture. We are Phil, Beano, Norm, Dean, David Earl a.k.a. Deacon plus a bunch of ruthless mods. GADOCADWI

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    Re: Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    This thread needed it's feeding tube re-inserted imo...

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    Re: Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    Honestly, I think the squirrels ARE trying to kill me.

    I devastated their home and they're trying to return the favor.

    Friday, a 50 foot tree in our back yard fell over:




    there were little gnaw marks all over the trunk of the tree at the base. Luckily squirrels aren't very good lumberjacks and they missed the house by a good 30 feet. They didn't even hurt a single patio chair.

    Idiots.

    Acutally, this was a tree that I've we've kicked around having removed for a while, but it straddles the propertyline with our neighbor so we didn't do anything about it. I guess it really was diseased. It was really windy here on Friday and it did all the work for me. I'm just glad nobody was playing in the back yard.

    It hit the ground about 30 feet outside my office window and kinda shook the ground when it hit. Poor squirrels really aren't gonna have many places to live around here if this keeps up.

    If nothing else, I got a new chainsaw out of the deal, so I got that going for me. Which is nice.

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    Re: Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    Quote Originally Posted by David Earl
    I'm the official killer of wasps and wasps nests around here. I beat them to death with numchucks. I like it.
    can I hire you and do you provide your own nunchucks?
    "I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."

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    Re: Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    How did the base of the tree fall through the fence?

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    Re: Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    Mini bomb explosion.

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    Re: Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    Squirrels lay eggs?

    You've got to be kidding me.

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    Re: Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    Quote Originally Posted by ou4me
    I sense sarcasm. What? You don't believe in SqirrelZilla?
    I do.

    BTW, the humans are Beano and Dean.
    posse member

  11. #91

    Re: Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    Quote Originally Posted by StoopTroup
    How did the base of the tree fall through the fence?
    Same guy that did every other do it yourself project around here before we bought it built the fence around the tree.

  12. #92

    Re: Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    I haven't used a chainsaw since I was a teenager. Chainsaws have gotten better since then, but it still makes you tired after about 2 hours.

    I remember when i was a kid on Saturday mornings waking up to the sound of a chainsaw almost every week and praying that the chain would break so I could get a little more sleep.

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    Re: Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    We've got the same problem with a rat - no not a mouse - a rat. Living in an old house you have a lot of rat problems. We haven't been successful in killing him so we just named him - actually he's not a lot of trouble - just eats soap mostly.......

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    Re: Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    what's his name? Bubbles?

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    Re: Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    Squirty.

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    Re: Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    Quote Originally Posted by yermom
    what's his name? Bubbles?
    "Gary" - ya know squirrels are just rats with bushy tails

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    Re: Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    This thread is like heroin....once I started reading it, I couldn't stop.


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    Re: Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    Do squirrels do heroin?

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    Re: Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    I hear some are cannibals...

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    Re: Squirrels can't kill you, right?

    So how's the squirrel motel going, Beans?
    I taste terrific.

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