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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    Quote Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
    Seriously, think about this for a minute...

    You're in Japan. You're a tourist, all walking around chekcing stuff out and a little kid walks up and pokes you square in the butthole. Not the butt - the hole.

    I'd come undone. I swear, I'd freak the hell out.

    That t-shirt is cool, though. Heh.
    Just imagine if he also started chattering in Japanese about your juicy booty. Almond-shaped eye poke!

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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    Nice . . .

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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    He's whining because she cheated on him 5 times (that he knew about). Why did this guy not dump the girlfriend the first time she cheated on him? Any guy that lets a woman run all over him like that is going to get pwn3d in the end.
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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    When I got there, as part of one of the first US Army families arriving post WWTwice, the place was mostly flat, black, and smoking, but the people were friendly, courteous, and affectionate to a little guy like me.
    I still have the kid-size ivory chopsticks given me, for my fifth b'day, by a prince of the Imperial Family.
    Later in life I was privileged to love, and be loved by, a much younger lady who was half-Japanese. Sadly, she passed away, as wept by her side, at age 34, looking 18, and I miss her so.
    If one watches the History Channel, reads on the subject, and recoils in horror at the boundless cruelty inflicted on the Chinese, US and Allied Prisoners, etc, it's hard to reconcile that with the Japanese' love of flowers, poetry, food that looks like art, treating love-making as a sacred ritual, and appreciation of family. Still, though a study in contradictions, they are a unique and fascinating people.
    My late love, Martha, personified all the best qualities, though she was high-maintenance and melted the credit cards I gave her ("No fool like an old fool!").
    BTW, do NOT, under any circumstances, say "Jap". I did...once=atrocities, LOL!
    Well, now I'm craving Sushi and food that might still be moving...thanks for "listening".
    Sayonara,
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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    Quote Originally Posted by Veritas
    He's whining because she cheated on him 5 times (that he knew about). Why did this guy not dump the girlfriend the first time she cheated on him? Any guy that lets a woman run all over him like that is going to get pwn3d in the end.
    His form of pwnage is coming in waves of Kancho ***assins...
    Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.

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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    I'd make this my avatar if I wasn't afraid of a baneing:

    Last edited by colleyvillesooner; 4/5/2005 at 08:16 AM.
    Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.

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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    If you've been baned, you've been kanchoed.

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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    Quote Originally Posted by Czar Soonerov
    i can't help but think of the Lyndie with this

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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    thought that i'd share:



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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    Lord help me for asking:

    What are they poking each other with?

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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    ancient kancho wand................??




    i sent out rhino's original link to a few people last week. i'm starting to see a couple of them come back to me. one had this attached.............

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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    Quote Originally Posted by critical_phil
    ancient kancho wand................??




    i sent out rhino's original link to a few people last week. i'm starting to see a couple of them come back to me. one had this attached.............
    Yeah my friends we're big fans of the link...too funny
    Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.

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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    New Update:

    http://omega.med.yale.edu/~pcy5/japanese/teacher.html

    Sample:
    Instead, I stood there like an oaf, a Big Gaijin Target, oblivious as they gathered around me. There was a crowd of students around us, but I thought nothing of it. Suddenly, a hand emerges from the crowd and tries to grab my dick. It missed, jabbing me in the thigh. I tried to reach down and grab the culprit, but the hand disappeared into the sea of bodies as quickly as it had came. I knew, I just knew, it was from the Ultimate Kancho boy.
    Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.

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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    Well...after ages of just lurking....this thread has finally forced me to post (thanks, Phil.)

    After..well...way too many years in Japan....I must say I have NEVER ONCE seen the following;

    Kids marching to school
    Beetles for sale by the cash register (WTF??)
    The quiz shows are pretty much long gone
    I've never heard of a vehicle "beauty" inspection
    And I had no idea what a Kancho attack was until this week.

    "have you ever heard of anyone emigrating to Japan and becoming a full fledged citiizen?"

    I prefer not to answer this one.

    Some of the stuff you read on the internet......funny.

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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    Quote Originally Posted by colleyvillesooner
    Yeah my friends we're big fans of the link...too funny
    Same here

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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    Quote Originally Posted by Seibu
    Well...after ages of just lurking....this thread has finally forced me to post (thanks, Phil.)

    After..well...way too many years in Japan....I must say I have NEVER ONCE seen the following;

    Kids marching to school
    Beetles for sale by the cash register (WTF??)
    The quiz shows are pretty much long gone
    I've never heard of a vehicle "beauty" inspection
    And I had no idea what a Kancho attack was until this week.

    "have you ever heard of anyone emigrating to Japan and becoming a full fledged citiizen?"

    I prefer not to answer this one.

    Some of the stuff you read on the internet......funny.
    No Kancho?

    Well, Japan is a big country...lots of people...maybe Kancho hasn't arrived in your part of Japan

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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    ""Well, Japan is a big country...lots of people...maybe Kancho hasn't arrived in your part of Japan.""

    I made the mistake of asking the girlfriend if she had ever heard of this Kancho game.

    I've had to keep the butt clinched shut ever since.

    Itai!!! (ouch)

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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

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    Closing Time 1
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    I love the way this guy writes:

    I had completely forgotten to go to the bathroom. Now that is a first. Have you ever just flat out, completely forgotten to go to the bathroom before? Having to run full speed from a D*ck Grabbing Commando requires 100% concentration, and y'know, all other unimportant details, like going to the bathroom, have to get put on the backburner for awhile.
    Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.

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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    This just keeps getting better.

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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    Is that a real kancho, or is that a Sears kancho?

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