You know what they say, "no" means... ..."push harder."
You know what they say, "no" means... ..."push harder."
Since I am single again I seriously considered going over there to do this for awhile, mainly just to see another part of the world, now I'm not so sure.
If you do, watch your cornhole.Originally Posted by gdc
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
some select GIS results for "kancho":
If you don't laugh at this, you are dead inside:
But! The boy I was talking to in front of me decided that now would be a *great* opportunity to grab my dick. Thankfully, my Dodgedick Sense™ went off as well, so I was able to grab his hand in time. But now both my hands were tied, while each boy still had a free hand with which to try and grab my dick AND poke me up the ***.
I have a bad feeling about this.
With both my hands occupied I had to do some serious dancing to avoid getting grabbed/poked. I was on some Michael Flatley Lord of the Dodgedick ****, you'd probably have to tape me and play the tape in slow motion to capture the true speed at which my crotch/*** region was moving. I realized though that I wouldn' t be able to keep this up forever, and at some point I'd have to think of a way out of this. To make matters worse (worse?!) though, a third boy appeared from out of *nowhere* (more Japanese teleportation?) and started going for whatever was open. So OK, let's review. I've got the Kancho Drone to my rear, Dick Grabber #23 on point, and Random Kid on assist, forming a perfect Triangle Molest Offense. Both my hands were tied, but I still had 4 free hands going for stuff. I was getting rushed down like an Asian girl at an anime convention. I realized at this point, this is the most dangerous situation I've ever been in.
Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.
my gut is hurting from laughing so hard...............
i may even buy the t-shirt
Yeah, I just finished reading the whole thing. The visuals you get from his stories are hilarious. Especially the kid who tried to Koncho hm and is currently being held in the air by his arm, is using his other arm to try and grab the teachers wang.
Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.
Seriously, think about this for a minute...
You're in Japan. You're a tourist, all walking around chekcing stuff out and a little kid walks up and pokes you square in the butthole. Not the butt - the hole.
I'd come undone. I swear, I'd freak the hell out.
That t-shirt is cool, though. Heh.
those were awesome.
Mamo to self, if ever in Japan, wear a snowbaording butt pad:
Kancho Defense Unit.
There'd be some kids with missing fingers if they ever tried that crap on homie!
Buns of Steel indeed.Originally Posted by SoonerBoarder
Squinch! Off with your faynger!
Or some fingers missing some fingernails.
Heh.
My new handle: Mindless Soulless Kancho Assassin.
Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.
LICK!
Those whacky Japanese . . .