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    Drown Their Kittens I am a Japanese School Teacher

    This guy is an American teaching Engrish in Japan. His stories are hilarious.

    A little preview:
    You know, before we come to Japan, they tell us a lot of ultimately useless stuff. What kind of computer to bring, if our DVD's will work, clothing sizes, that kind of nonsense. Nowhere, and I mean nowhere, in the 3-4 months of orientations did anyone ever mention that at some point, a Japanese kid may try to stick their fingers up our butt. That's something I would have liked to know, personally.

    It's called Kancho, and just about any kid can be a Kancho Assassin. Even the sweetest little girl may be prone to jam her fingers up your *** the second you turn around. This happened to one of my friends, which just goes to show - don't trust anyone. I'd say the little girls are the most dangerous cause they have natural ways of lowering your defenses.
    BSG? PQ? Can you verify?

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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    AKA



    Asian Kancho Assassin

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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    How do you think they get so many awards at Toshiba?

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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    i had a business partner give me the ol' kancho one time.................

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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    Only that wasn't his finger Phil.

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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    I can teach you this, hai.
    I taste terrific.

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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    I have a friend who does the same thing over there right now. He says the japanese get a big kick out of his "Don't mess with Texas" liscense plate on his bike.He also plays in a basketball league, where he says he dominates like Shaq. He says it's not rare for him to get almost every rebound. He does say they are quicker than him, so he tosses a few elbows once in a while to keep everyone in check.
    Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.

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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    Hai - they do some weird stuff. Another example:

    In our grocery stores, we have the 'impulse buy' section by the checkouts. Small things you might have forgotten like a lighter. And there's always all the candy...

    In Japan, thye have huge beetles. The size of your freakin' fist. They're in plastic boxes with holes and the come with a little packet of smaller bugs so you can feed them. I wish I could find a pic because it's really weird.

    So our kids start screaming on the checkout lanes for candy but little Japanses kids scream and freak out for a gargantuan beetle.

    Never heard of the butthole-poking. That's just nasty...

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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    Quote Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl

    Never heard of the butthole-poking....
    i've been to japan a half-dozen times. the only thing i really remember:


    i remember they sold these little keg looking sapporos. probably like a liter or something.

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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    use the proper term BSG, or i will have to school you on the fine art of Kancho.
    I taste terrific.

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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    It's 'Kanji', ding-a-ling...

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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    Quote Originally Posted by critical_phil
    i've been to japan a half-dozen times. the only thing i really remember:


    i remember they sold these little keg looking sapporos. probably like a liter or something.
    I prefer Asahi

    I taste terrific.

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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    Quote Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
    It's 'Kanji', ding-a-ling...
    "kanji ding-aling"

    got it.

    thanks
    I taste terrific.

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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    You know, I spent time there on business and never heard of kancho from a Japanese schoolgirl. Hell, I'd have payed good money for that.

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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    i wonder if the wife is up for a good ol' game of kancho tonight????




    probably not.......

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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    Grandpappy taught me about a similar game. It was called "the looseness test." You did the kancho thing with your finger, stuck your thumb all up in that cooter, and if you could snap your fingers, she was loose.

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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    Quote Originally Posted by c_p
    i wonder if the wife is up for a good ol' game of kancho tonight????
    Get her to wear a plaid skirt and mix up her L's and R's and you done found heaven.

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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    Grandpappy taught me about a similar game. It was called "the looseness test." You did the kancho thing with your finger, stuck your thumb all up in that cooter, and if you could snap your fingers, she was loose.
    File this under "Things You'll Never Read From a Hornfans.com Admin"
    Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.

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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    Quote Originally Posted by Howzit
    You know, I spent time there on business and never heard of kancho from a Japanese schoolgirl. Hell, I'd have payed good money for that.
    Oh, but I'm the sicko pervert. Right.

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    Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher

    OMG - his stories are killing me.

    You guys need to click that damn link and go read some of his entries...

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