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    Re: How many 5 year olds could you take at once?

    Quote Originally Posted by colleyvillesooner
    I don't think it would take you that long for only 12. Now 50 would be a problem, but 12 you could probably run around picking them off one by one. How hard can it be to knock out a five year old? (did I really just say that?)
    Yeah, I'd think buy running high knee I could take out several on the run. Plus, I'm like 230 and pretty quick, so I could club a few of them silly with my fists on the way by.
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    Re: How many 5 year olds could you take at once?

    this thread is a michael jackson fantasy come true....

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    Re: How many 5 year olds could you take at once?

    Quote Originally Posted by Stanley1
    How is a 5 year old going to knock me unconscious? I honestly don't think they have the strength, plus until they get you on the ground, they couldn't hit your head anyways. Once on the ground, cover up.
    First of all, they're coming at you all once--not one at a time. If they knocked you down they'd be like a swarm of fire ants. Try to cover up all you want, but a mess of 5-year-olds playing kickball with your head is going to do some damage. Even if they couldn't knock you unconscious they could pretty quickly render you combat ineffective. I assume that, among other things, they'll be trying to scratch, bite, and gouge you. Five-year-olds are very good at this.
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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    merging kicks ***
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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    This guy is going to hell.

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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    thank goodness they are American kids

    if this was in Tokyo or something it would be one huge Kancho-fest

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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    No matter how liberal this world may become, a man will always be judged on the amount of alcohol he can consume, and women will be impressed with it, whether they like it or not!

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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    Quote Originally Posted by Reno

    heh

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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    You guys should go to the KN PE class at my school. The kids are easily distracted and have a limited ability to follow complex directions (I'd love to see the guy work with them for a full day on martial arts - ha!) and their attention span is generally fairly short. That said, if they were motivated, you wouldn't stand a chance. Of course, you'd have lots of kids injured too - by each other.
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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    BUMP
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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    When all else fails, get a bigger hammer.

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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    I had to watch two five-year-olds a couple of months ago. They took me down.

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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    Quote Originally Posted by crawfish
    I had to watch two five-year-olds a couple of months ago. They took me down.
    yeah your minature robster craws put you at a disadvantage.
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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    I still discuss this thread all the time.

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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    Note to self: Never jokingly suggest anything while in Cambodia unless I actually want it to happen.
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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    holy ****
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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    that's a hoax, someone posted it like a year ago too

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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    i know somebody posted it a year ago. i hadn't read it before.... but it's pretty dang funny. well, in a sick messed-up sorta way.

    who writes things like this? can I make a living writing BS stories that people think are true??
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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    Quote Originally Posted by proud gonzo
    can I make a living writing BS stories that people think are true??
    Ask Stephen Glass and Jayson Blair.
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