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  1. #81

    Re: How many 5 year olds could you take at once?

    Quote Originally Posted by Hatfield
    The idea is simple, but there are rules.

    1.) You are in an enclosed area about the size of a basketball court. You have no weapons or padding on you. There are no weapons lying around. You can only protect the family jewels (cup).

    2.) You cannot touch a wall or use that as a weapon.

    3.) These kids want you DEAD. that is, they won't get scared or back off at ALL.

    4.) Assume they are all of good health. Also, they've received one day of combat training, to show them what will hurt you, and the correct way to attack.

    5.) When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When all the kids are knocked unconscious (amount of kids is somewhere in the neighborhood of 4 figures), you win.


    My question is this: how many 5-year olds could you take on at once?

    But are they ill-tempered?
    We have **** the bed, rolled around in it, gotten up, slipped and fallen and re**** the bed.
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  2. #82

    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    Ricky Gervais talked about this in his podcast a while back. That was one of the funniest 5 minutes I've ever heard in my life.

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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    bump

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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?


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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    heh

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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    I have never laughed so hard in my laugh...I could take over 100

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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    srsly. 5 year olds can barely run straight, much less generate any force with a kick or punch.

    Watch a 5 yr old soccer game. I think I could take as many as I wanted to until I got tired.

    The only possible way I could see someone losing would be to quit because of exhaustion and they somehow get you down on the ground and dog pile you and you die of asphyxiation.

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