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    Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?


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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    My first lol of the day. Good stuff.

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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    Wow, that is one of the best questions I've ever seen. I'm thinking I could take something like 15 of them... give or take a few.
    Shyin' away

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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    i'm thinking if it takes more than one hit to knock one out, there may be trouble

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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    oh and this avatar probably wouldn't make it here


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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    Bring it!

    "Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.

    "Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes

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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    I think the number would be pretty high. Seriously, how is a 5 year old going to knock me out?

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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    Regular five-year-olds, or "Little Hercules: The World's Strongest Boy"?


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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    And what about Little Hercules vs. Mini-Ditka?

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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    This was on page 39 of that thread...heh.
    On another note, page 39!!!!

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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    Dude, Bam-Bam would pwn that cheese-head.
    ... that's not food.

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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    How many of those elfen-dressed munchkins do you 'spose Howzit could take on?

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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    I'm thinkin' I agree with this guy:

    I am surprised at these answers. I am not that strong of a guy but I was thinking a way bigger number. Probably over 100. Do you guys realize how small 5 yr olds are? One kick to the face and they would be down for the count. The area would be pretty big and you are obviously a lot faster than them so you could just kind of run at around and pick off the ones on the edges of the mob without letting yourself get surrounded. Also I think you guys overestimate how much the training would help them. They probably woulnd't pay much attention to the teacher and wouldn't remember what they had learned the next day anyways. Their biting and whatever else would be no match for your constantly flailing arms and legs that would take them down with a single blow. And how are they ever going to get you to go unconscious? Even if they got you on the ground you could just keep flailing your arms and kicking your legs and they would be no match for you. Plus alot of them would be scared of you despite their training. Thats probably one of the biggest factors. Once they see you kicking their freinds *** they are going to go try to hide in the corner and then you can just go take em down 1 by 1. Im starting to think 100 is even low, fill up the whole damn gym.
    I had some friends that used to have this barbecue every year and there would always be a dozen or so kids around. After a few beers, I ended up taking them all on in a football game. Kids could barely even lay a hand on me in that little bitty yard. And even when I stopped and let them grab me, all dozen of 'em couldn't bring me down. And these weren't no wimpy 5-year olds - more like 7 or 8-year olds. You could probably just run through a mob of 5-year olds and knock 20 of 'em out with some high knee action.
    We have always known that heedless self-interest was bad morals; we know now that it is bad economics. FDR.

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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    I mean think about it - a 5-year old's chin is around waist high. Just go Roger Craig on their weak asses and catch 'em all right under the chin with a knee and they start dropping like flies.
    We have always known that heedless self-interest was bad morals; we know now that it is bad economics. FDR.

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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    I would pwn a kindergarten class.
    We have always known that heedless self-interest was bad morals; we know now that it is bad economics. FDR.

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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    And I think this is an excellent idea as well:

    Are you allowed to use one the kids to wield at other kids ala a sword?
    Grab one of those little buggers by the ankles and swing it around like you're doing the hammer throw.
    We have always known that heedless self-interest was bad morals; we know now that it is bad economics. FDR.

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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    all of them

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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    Why am I the only one still posting in this thread?

    Aren't the rest of you interested in fighting little kids?
    We have always known that heedless self-interest was bad morals; we know now that it is bad economics. FDR.

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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerInKCMO
    Why am I the only one still posting in this thread?

    Aren't the rest of you interested in fighting little kids?
    I'm a teacher, this might someday have practical applications for me.

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    Re: Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

    I think it'd be alot. Might be tough to knock them out, as you'd get tired eventually, but I see no way in hell they'd be able to knock you out.

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