My first lol of the day. Good stuff.
Wow, that is one of the best questions I've ever seen. I'm thinking I could take something like 15 of them... give or take a few.
Shyin' away
i'm thinking if it takes more than one hit to knock one out, there may be trouble
oh and this avatar probably wouldn't make it here
Bring it!
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I think the number would be pretty high. Seriously, how is a 5 year old going to knock me out?
Regular five-year-olds, or "Little Hercules: The World's Strongest Boy"?
And what about Little Hercules vs. Mini-Ditka?
This was on page 39 of that thread...heh.
On another note, page 39!!!!
Dude, Bam-Bam would pwn that cheese-head.
... that's not food.
How many of those elfen-dressed munchkins do you 'spose Howzit could take on?
I'm thinkin' I agree with this guy:
I had some friends that used to have this barbecue every year and there would always be a dozen or so kids around. After a few beers, I ended up taking them all on in a football game. Kids could barely even lay a hand on me in that little bitty yard. And even when I stopped and let them grab me, all dozen of 'em couldn't bring me down. And these weren't no wimpy 5-year olds - more like 7 or 8-year olds. You could probably just run through a mob of 5-year olds and knock 20 of 'em out with some high knee action.I am surprised at these answers. I am not that strong of a guy but I was thinking a way bigger number. Probably over 100. Do you guys realize how small 5 yr olds are? One kick to the face and they would be down for the count. The area would be pretty big and you are obviously a lot faster than them so you could just kind of run at around and pick off the ones on the edges of the mob without letting yourself get surrounded. Also I think you guys overestimate how much the training would help them. They probably woulnd't pay much attention to the teacher and wouldn't remember what they had learned the next day anyways. Their biting and whatever else would be no match for your constantly flailing arms and legs that would take them down with a single blow. And how are they ever going to get you to go unconscious? Even if they got you on the ground you could just keep flailing your arms and kicking your legs and they would be no match for you. Plus alot of them would be scared of you despite their training. Thats probably one of the biggest factors. Once they see you kicking their freinds *** they are going to go try to hide in the corner and then you can just go take em down 1 by 1. Im starting to think 100 is even low, fill up the whole damn gym.
We have always known that heedless self-interest was bad morals; we know now that it is bad economics. FDR.
I mean think about it - a 5-year old's chin is around waist high. Just go Roger Craig on their weak asses and catch 'em all right under the chin with a knee and they start dropping like flies.
We have always known that heedless self-interest was bad morals; we know now that it is bad economics. FDR.
I would pwn a kindergarten class.
We have always known that heedless self-interest was bad morals; we know now that it is bad economics. FDR.
And I think this is an excellent idea as well:
Grab one of those little buggers by the ankles and swing it around like you're doing the hammer throw.Are you allowed to use one the kids to wield at other kids ala a sword?
We have always known that heedless self-interest was bad morals; we know now that it is bad economics. FDR.
all of them
Why am I the only one still posting in this thread?
Aren't the rest of you interested in fighting little kids?
We have always known that heedless self-interest was bad morals; we know now that it is bad economics. FDR.
I'm a teacher, this might someday have practical applications for me.Originally Posted by SoonerInKCMO
I think it'd be alot. Might be tough to knock them out, as you'd get tired eventually, but I see no way in hell they'd be able to knock you out.
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