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    Conservative Stuff Pretty much the worst magician ever

    I took my daughter to Chuck E. Cheese's last night on account we do that every month or so and on account my wife was in Tennessee on business.

    For some reason, she likes the robot mouse and dog and Italian dude that plays drums and the mini concerts that they give.

    So we get there and there's this dude walking around with one of those microphones that fit on your head and he's talking into it in Spanish and it's coming through all the speakers...

    I'm thinking, this isn't a good sign. Especially since all the TVs are off in the stage area.

    And so, he's playing this really loud Tejano music and talking over it with a cheesy voice and I'm like, "oh man, a Tejano DJ. I didn't know those guys existed." And there's a little Spanish speaking family gathered around his sound system and I'm like, yup it's a birthday party DJ.

    But then out of no where. The DJ starts running around the stage area (not up ON the stage mind you, on the floor to one side of the stage) with his hands on fire.

    There's more to the story but I'm already bored of just remembering and typing about it.

    He was the worst magician ever.

    Oh, my wife is staying in the same hotel in Tennessee that GWB is staying at and they have the elevators locked down so she has to take the stairs. It's the one with the ducks.

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    Re: Pretty much the worst magician ever

    And here's a recipe for a pie that tastes like apple pie, but is made of ritz crackers. There's no apple in it.


    Ritz Mock Apple Pie

    The classic pie, featuring Ritz crackers baked in a golden crust,
    is perfect for the holidays.

    Pastry for two-crust 9-inch pie
    36 RITZ Crackers, coarsely broken (about 1 3/4 cups crumbs)
    1 3/4 cups water
    2 cups sugar
    2 teaspoons cream of tartar
    2 tablespoons lemon juice
    Grated peel of one lemon
    2 tablespoons margarine or butter
    1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon


    1. Roll out half the pastry and line a 9-inch pie plate. Place
    cracker crumbs in prepared crust; set aside.

    2. Heat water, sugar and cream of tartar to a boil in saucepan
    over high heat; simmer for 15 minutes. Add lemon juice and peel;
    cool.

    3. Pour syrup over cracker crumbs. Dot with margarine or butter;
    sprinkle with cinnamon. Roll out remaining pastry; place over pie.
    Trim, seal and flute edges. Slit top crust to allow steam to escape.

    4. Bake at 425 F for 30 to 35 minutes or until crust is crisp
    and golden. Cool completely.

    Makes 10 servings

    NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION per serving
    413 calories, 3 g protein, 63 g carbohydrate, 17 g total fat,
    3 g saturated fat, 339 mg sodium, 0 g dietary fiber.

    Preparation Time: 45 mins.
    Cook Time: 30 mins.
    Cooling Time: 3 hrs.
    Total Time: 4 hrs. 15 mins.

    __________________________________________________ ___________

    This recipe courtesy of Back of the Box Recipes.
    www.backofthebox.com Home Page

    This recipe created by Nabisco.

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    Re: Pretty much the worst magician ever

    This thread is my blog.

    Current mood: Agitated

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    Re: Pretty much the worst magician ever

    Current mood: Sounds like a pretty good OU crowd there.

    OU: 17
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    Re: Pretty much the worst magician ever

    So you undid the lock?

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    Yeah, that was probably an accident. I thought I did it fast enough that nobody saw it was closed.

    Johnny Gilbert is a good ball player.

    We're playing pretty well right now.

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    Re: Pretty much the worst magician ever

    Me like "Thread Ninja"...lol

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    Big 12 Baskeball Tournament Web Discussion:

    So, I was looking at the internet earlier today and found a pretty interesting discussion going on about the OU/MU game.

    Here's a sample of the discussion:
    another foul on Mizzou.

    IF THE ****** ANNOUNCERS WOULD TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IT WOULD HELP!!!!
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    Re: Pretty much the worst magician ever

    I was looking at a thread the other day that Norm had posted "Oogidy Boogidy" something like that...anyway it was there and then it wasnt.
    Kinda weird.

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    Re: Pretty much the worst magician ever

    Thanks Beano...

    Did anyone get Tazered at the Salad Bar?

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    Re: Pretty much the worst magician ever

    Quote Originally Posted by Beano's Fourth Chin
    And here's a recipe for a pie that tastes like apple pie, but is made of ritz crackers. There's no apple in it.
    my mom used to make that.

    Amazing how good it is.
    I taste terrific.

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    Re: Pretty much the worst magician ever

    The ducks rawk. It's pretty cool to see them all walking in a line from the elevator to the fountain.

    And then you can pick which one you want for dinner!
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    I spend it on my stash.
    Man it's good to be a geek!

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    A better idea would be for posters to stop being cockgobbling dooshrockets for the sport of it.

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    Re: Pretty much the worst magician ever

    This thread scares me....in my pants.

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    Re: Pretty much the worst magician ever

    Pick a card! Any card!

    Okay.

    Is this your card?

    No.

    Is this your card?

    No.

    How about this one?

    Wrong again, jackass.
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.

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    Re: Pretty much the worst magician ever

    The Peabody

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    Re: Pretty much the worst magician ever

    Sounds like it was more like:

    Quote Originally Posted by mdklatt
    Pick a card! Any card!

    Okay.

    Is this your card?

    No.

    Is this your card?

    No.

    OMG, my hand is en fuego!

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    Re: Pretty much the worst magician ever

    Beano,

    why were the dude's hands on fire?

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    Re: Pretty much the worst magician ever

    Quote Originally Posted by Partial Qualifier
    Beano,

    why were the dude's hands on fire?
    Friction. Turns out he wasn't mormon.

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    Re: Pretty much the worst magician ever

    It's God's way of punishing bad magicians...pretty common really.
    I taste terrific.

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    Re: Pretty much the worst magician ever

    Quote Originally Posted by Mjcpr
    Friction. Turns out he wasn't mormon.

    scary.
    I taste terrific.

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