I hate the fact that I live in Atlanta and cannot walk down the street without seeing burnt orange. WTF!? Most of these dumbasses have never even been there (Texas that is)! And all the people who wear it know absolutely sh*t about the team they support. They couldn't tell me Mack Brown's f***ing initials if I gave it to them in writing! It's like those overpayed, underacheiving, Boston whipping boys. The Yankees have more fans than any team in the world, half can't speak 2 words of English. And "Go Yankees" doesn't f***ing count. And the half that does, can't even tell me who bats in the clean up spot! Follow your team ***-clowns! If your going to wear the jerseys, at least be able to tell me who's God-forsaken name is on the back of it! GAWD! And why is it that every truck owning motherf***er in Georgia has a cowboy printed in Vinyl on their back window!? Are they f***ing cattle drivers!? I've lived here for a decade and in that time I have not seen one "real" cowboy. Isn't there some sort of "right of passage" that should make you something like that? Or is it just going to country bars on the weekends and driving a "Big-***" truck on finely paved roads? You know what? I think I'll be a f***ing Eskimo today! Not because that's what I am, I just think the boots are really f***ing kick ***! I think I see a seal, somebody hand me a club. Bunch of f***ing redneck posers!!! Take off your roach killers and go get some Nike's you tool bags! Go buy yourself a shirt to put under your UGA patched up, B.O. saturated, never been washed overalls. I gag everytime I see some idiot toating a rebel flag on the back of their 1991 Ford F150, while blaring Freebird on their tape deck. When did that song become an anthem for inbred idiots!? Makes me want to sit on my splinter inflicting porch, playing my banjo, while I pick corn out of my lone front tooth, trying to hold back, my meaner than sh*t, 100 pound pit bull from tearing my helpless, and hopeless baby daughter to pieces. Is this the only place in America where people can be so ignorant and yet so contempt with their terrible lives that they don't care to better themselves and their families? Geogia sucks!
Actually, I got rear ended by a guy in a bulldog hat driving his Ford truck this morning. He was actually pretty cool about it. I just had to let off some steam. Oh, and my neighbor is a Whorn fan.