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    Sorry Mo Fo's

    please excuse me if i intermittently vomit during this post. this is an open letter to the thieves that just got me:





    Dear Sorry Mo Fo's,

    Get a job. Save up your money. Buy your own ****.

    TIA,

    Phil




    btw, if you see this rolling down the road, give me a call


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    Re: Sorry Mo Fo's

    where bouts in the US do you reside?

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    Re: Sorry Mo Fo's

    .







    <=========== up in the 73170



    far SW OKC, near Earlywine GC

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    Re: Sorry Mo Fo's

    oh didnt notice the zip......hmm, well no telling where it is....they normally find them though....hang in there

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    Re: Sorry Mo Fo's

    Man in the good old days you could blast someone stealing your sh*t. Now, you'll get sued and then fined for firing a gun off in city limits.

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    Re: Sorry Mo Fo's

    Quote Originally Posted by KABOOKIE
    Man in the good old days you could blast someone stealing your sh*t. Now, you'll get sued and then fined for firing a gun off in city limits.

    Might be worth it if you got 'em.

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    Re: Sorry Mo Fo's

    how good is your insurance? Maybe if they can't find it, you could get a newer or better car.

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    Re: Sorry Mo Fo's

    if he's upside down on the car loan, he'll take it in the shorts on the insurance.....they'll pay what the vehicle is worth....not what he owes on it

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    Re: Sorry Mo Fo's

    Maybe he has gap coverage.

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    Re: Sorry Mo Fo's

    Quote Originally Posted by KABOOKIE
    Man in the good old days you could blast someone stealing your sh*t. Now, you'll get sued and then fined for firing a gun off in city limits.

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    Re: Sorry Mo Fo's

    Quote Originally Posted by jeremy885
    Maybe he has gap coverage.
    if he's smart/lucky

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    Re: Sorry Mo Fo's

    If I get rear ended for the third time in the same car and the insurance company finally totals the car, it will be the best $300 I've ever spent.

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    Re: Sorry Mo Fo's

    I wish someone would steal my truck. I'm upside down about 4k but I've got gap!!
    one day

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    Re: Sorry Mo Fo's

    Well, seriously I feel for you. Car thieves are some lousy scum. I had an 87 Camaro going through school and that thing was stolen twice. The second time I left my driver's license in the car and the puke SOB used it in an accident he had in my car! WTF? I also learned that car thieves are some big *** pussies. It was interesting to see what these queers left behind each time they stole my car. Once there was Swisher Sweets cigars and a couple of cans of Skoal Bandits. That kind of tobacco usage just screams *****.

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    Re: Sorry Mo Fo's

    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerBoarder
    Yep, i've filled my tag now and then with a f'n thief trying to steal my $hit.
    Imagine this, I had an 87 Ford F-150 with almost new Centerline champ 500 wheels....what do they steal? MY F'N cheap toolbox that I just forgot to put behind the seat!

    Sure, steal the easy stuff thats not worth much....you thieves had plenty of opportunity..QUIT STEALING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Should you choose to try hitting this place, well....i've got an almost new Browning over/under 12 gauge just waiting on ya.

    Thats our laws though, protect the criminals....screw the victims.

    Best of luck on recovering the car, that sucks.

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    Re: Sorry Mo Fo's

    i'm not upside down. i carry a low ($100) comp ded.


    that's not the point.


    the point is that i go to great lengths to take good care of that car. i always park 10 spaces away from the next car. the car is in primo condition.

    i didn't want to say this publicly, but:

    I love that car......................


    if the sorry sacks that took it are bold enough to take it from my driveway, what else are they capable of?

    i'm sick at my stomach..........

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    Re: Sorry Mo Fo's

    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerfanJK
    if he's smart/lucky
    I've always wondered about GAP insurance.....so it's a good thing, huh?

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    Re: Sorry Mo Fo's

    phil, think of it as giving some of our youths a joy ride on your dime.

    You'll probably feel a lot better about it.

    Hey watch out for that curb, homey!

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    Re: Sorry Mo Fo's

    Quote Originally Posted by Mjcpr
    I've always wondered about GAP insurance.....so it's a good thing, huh?
    if you buy it from your insurance co. and not the dealership..........

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    Re: Sorry Mo Fo's

    Quote Originally Posted by Mjcpr
    I've always wondered about GAP insurance.....so it's a good thing, huh?
    i think so

    you know, the thing about insurance is that it sucks when you're paying into it and not using it......but the one time you need it, its a life saver

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