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    Gardetto


    Man, I hate that crap. Gardetto is such a POS. It thinks it is just as good as Chex Mix. Who chose it to be the voice of the vending machine industry. Yelling "pick me, pick me!"

    Sorry Gardetto, I'd rather eat stale pretzels.

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    Sorry SBSB, Gardetto's RMFO.

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    Yeah, but what has Gardetto ever done? It should not be the voice of the vending machine! Cheetos have more basis for that.

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    I don't know, I hear the Skittles talking to me more than Gardetto's. The sugar's always tryin to pull me to the dark side.

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    I can see that with Skittles. They are inclusive with all the different colors and flavors. The vending machine lobby needs to put Skittles out there more. Instead they have that stupid Gardetto.

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    When have Gardettos ever set policy or held an elected office? Think about that the next time you put 55 cents in the vending machine. Hostess snowballs, in the other hand, are in the trenches, working, making an honest living. That chocolately, cream-filled, marshmallowy goodness far more speaks for the working man. Also, coconut shavings are just smarter than sesame sticks. Sorry, It's a proven fact.

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    Re: Gardetto

    So you can still find a vending machine that sells stuff for 55 cents?

    WOW!

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    Re: Gardetto

    Quote Originally Posted by Viking Kitten
    When have Gardettos ever set policy or held an elected office? Think about that the next time you put 55 cents in the vending machine. Hostess snowballs, in the other hand, are in the trenches, working, making an honest living. That chocolately, cream-filled, marshmallowy goodness far more speaks for the working man. Also, coconut shavings are just smarter than sesame sticks. Sorry, It's a proven fact.
    I agree with you. . .to an extent. I think Hostess Snowballs, while they have been around a while, lost A TON of credibility when they decided to pander to the Pink lobbyists.

    Do you know who I would really like to see as the Voice of the Vending Machine? Ding Dongs. Ding Dongs have much more business being out there than anyone else you see. Do you ever see Ding Dongs in a vending machine though? NO! Ding Dongs just sit quietly on supermarket shelves waiting for someone to bite through that chocolatey cake and frosting exterior. Ding Dongs get overshadowed by Twinkies. They have never been controversial either.

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    "Pandering" to the pink lobby? I don't really see it that way. I would call it an intelligent political move. Machiavellian? Maybe. But ask yourself, how much good are the Snowballs doing just sitting there on the shelf? The pink version's increased visibility maximizes the Snowball's ability to be a force for change. Let's not forget that.

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    How can you say that? Coconut tastes like s***. I am so tired of the coconut lovers like yourself acting like coconut is the next chocolate. I bet you love Mounds too? Coconut needs to just stay back for its intended purpose: Coconut Rum and Pina Coladas. You coconut lovers need to STFU! You need to realize that coconut will never be anything. Next thing you know, your people will be putting coconut in Gardetto.

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    I swear those $1.55 a package Vanilla Creme Cookies at Reasors are maybe the best darn pre-made cookies ever made...

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    Ding-dong, yo. Ding-dong

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    Quote Originally Posted by 47straight
    Ding-dong, yo. Ding-dong
    Thank you. It is good to see individuals supporting the right of the Ding Dong to have a voice in vending machines across the country.

    One of these days Gardetto will be just another snack food, ranking right up there with such vending machines has-beens as Tab.

    Gardetto, your 15 minutes are almost up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viking Kitten
    Hostess snowballs, in the other hand,
    plus....they sorta look like boobs....which is another reason they're so popular

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    I may not be all that crazy about Snowballs, but VK does bring up some valid points. I can agree to disagree. This thread is about Gardetto though. Up there on the 55 cent row in the vending machine thinking its all special because of the melba toast. Gardetto needs to be replaced by something with more substance.

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    its a conspiracy.....gardetto exists solely to make you thirsty, which in turn pushes you towards the coke machine....

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    Re: Gardetto

    i won't even get started on Gardetto breath.

    rivals Corn Nuts...

    seriously though, 55 cents?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sooner Born Sooner Bred
    I may not be all that crazy about Snowballs, but VK does bring up some valid points. I can agree to disagree. This thread is about Gardetto though. Up there on the 55 cent row in the vending machine thinking its all special because of the melba toast. Gardetto needs to be replaced by something with more substance.
    Melba toast, yummy.

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    Re: Gardetto

    Gardetto's f'n rawks. All of their varieties, even the weird "mustard" dusted items, beat the snot out of ANY Tom's flavor. You realize that's your choice, don't you? Get on board the Gardetto wagon or find yourself with nothing but the snack-food equilvalent of a vista of West Kansas countryside embodied by Tom's lameness.

    That being said, Hostess products rawk. Again, as with Gardetto's, embrace Hostess or suffer the agony that is Little Debbie.
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    It seems that Tycho Brahe was the discoverer of the first Hostess Snowball

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    he liked the way they reflected off his silver nose.

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