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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member GrapevineSooner's Avatar
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    My Wife Dropped a Bowling Ball on ME

    Well, my foot actually.

    Damn that hurt.
    Just imagine there's a really obnoxious graphical sig here

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    Re: My Wife Dropped a Bowling Ball on ME

    Good grief! Are you OK?
    Quote Originally Posted by proud gonzo
    you're weird

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member GrapevineSooner's Avatar
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    Re: My Wife Dropped a Bowling Ball on ME

    I honestly don't remember making this post.

    The only time I went bowling last year was on Labor Day and there's no other reason why my wife would have a bowling ball in the house.
    Just imagine there's a really obnoxious graphical sig here

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    Re: My Wife Dropped a Bowling Ball on ME

    You find all kinds of neat stuff while digging around in old threads.
    Quote Originally Posted by proud gonzo
    you're weird

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    Re: My Wife Dropped a Bowling Ball on ME

    I got a bad mustache
    a recurring rash
    and not a lot of cash.
    I spend it on my stash.
    Man it's good to be a geek!

    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Beanbag View Post
    A better idea would be for posters to stop being cockgobbling dooshrockets for the sport of it.

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    Re: My Wife Dropped a Bowling Ball on ME

    Quote Originally Posted by GrapevineSooner
    The only time I went bowling last year was on Labor Day and there's no other reason why my wife would have a bowling ball in the house.
    It goes on the end of that chain that's hooked to your leg.

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    Re: My Wife Dropped a Bowling Ball on ME

    Quote Originally Posted by Oldnslo

    awwww yeah, The Pride of Tulsa!
    "Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.

    "Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes

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    Re: My Wife Dropped a Bowling Ball on ME

    Quote Originally Posted by Mjcpr
    It goes on the end of that chain that's hooked to your leg.
    That was pure gold, people.

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    Re: My Wife Dropped a Bowling Ball on ME

    You were the girl that changed my world
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    You lit the fuse I stand accused
    You were the first for me

    But you turned me out baby

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    You dropped a bowling ball on me

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    You dropped a bowling ball on me


    But you turned me out baby

    You dropped a bowling ball on me baby
    You dropped a bowling ball on me


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    Said you'd set me free, you took me to the sky
    I'd never been so high

    You were my pills, you were my thrills
    You were my hope baby, you were my smoke


    You dropped a bowling ball on me
    You dropped a bowling ball on me baby
    You dropped a bowling ball on me


    You dropped a bowling ball on me
    You dropped a bowling ball on me baby
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    You dropped a bowling ball on me baby
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    We were in motion, felt like lotion
    You were the girl for me
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    Turned out to be corrosion
    You were the first for me.

    But you turned me out, baby
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    I won't forget what you done to me, baby.
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    I, II, III won't forget it
    I, II, III won't forget it

    You dropped a bowling ball on me baby
    You dropped a bowling ball on me

    You dropped a bowling ball on me baby
    You dropped a bowling ball on me.

    I, II, III won't forget it
    I, II, III won't forget it

    You turned me out, you turned me on
    And then you dropped me to the ground
    You dropped a bowling ball on me.

    You turned me out, you turned me on
    And then you dropped me to the ground
    You dropped a bowling ball on me.

    You turned me out, then you turned me on

    You dropped a bowling ball on me
    You dropped a bowling ball on me
    You dropped a bowling ball on me
    You dropped a bowling ball on me

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member TUSooner's Avatar
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    Re: My Wife Dropped a Bowling Ball on ME

    Whew. For a second I thought she was attacking Maine.






    Y'see, Maine is abbreviated "ME" and... n/m
    You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
    (Shoo-bee doo-wah)

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