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    Re: Kidney stones

    Mmmmmm - shardy ...


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    Re: Kidney stones

    Jed's having drug induced dreams right about now.

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    Re: Kidney stones

    About giant, jagged, shardy things coming out of his boy, like some sort of candiru in reverse...

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    Re: Kidney stones

    Ow, ow..OW!!!

    Poor Jed.

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    Re: Kidney stones

    Let's help him think happy thoughts.


    mmmm Rolling Rocks

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    Re: Kidney stones

    Indeed, woman.

    Indeed.

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    Re: Kidney stones

    Speaking of Rolling Rocks, how was the girl's night out?

    I will assume you weren't arrested for no tail lights.

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    I had a blast. A very, very fun night. The best in a long, long time.

    No tickets, no arrests - no jail time. We did good.

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    Re: Kidney stones

    At least the stones aren't like pop rocks. Now THAT would hurt. But it would make for interesting urinal conversation.

    I hate it when people try to talk to me at the urinal.

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    Imagine if their 'thing' tried to talk to you at the urinal.

    Whoa.

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    yeah. And imagine if it said "Kill! Kill! Kill!"

    I have no idea where this is going.

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    Or if it said 'go watch Office Space'.

    And I don't, either.

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    Re: Kidney stones

    It happened because Jed is a compulsive hand washer.

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    Re: Kidney stones

    I used to work for a group of Oncologists. One of them had a very difficult time passing his kidney stones. He came back to work to find a large, jagged rock on his desk. We thought it was funnier than he did.
    The fans on here are known for their objectivity, fair play, open minded welcoming of others, debating in an upfront, firm, but respectful manner.....TexasLidig8r 11/21/04

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    Mmm... ...ribs.

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    Re: Kidney stones

    I think this one's my favorite:



    It would be like peeing a jigsaw blade. Awesome.

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    Mmm... ...ribs.

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    Re: Kidney stones

    Quote Originally Posted by Czar Soonerov
    This couldn't feel good...
    Gives a whole new meaning to "pearl necklace."

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    Re: Kidney stones

    Get your butt back into bed. BSG and I are bringing Chicken Noodle Soup over in a few minutes.

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    Re: Kidney stones

    dude on the Sports Animal said it felt like they were dragging a cactus through his rod.

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    Mmm... ...ribs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sooner Born Sooner Bred
    Get your butt back into bed. BSG and I are bringing Chicken Noodle Soup over in a few minutes.
    I can't wait. Applying heat to the area seemed to help. Maybe I'll dip in the soup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by picasso
    dude on the Sports Animal said it felt like they were dragging a cactus through his rod.
    Hopefully, he wasn't on Lortab.

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