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    Re: Kidney stones

    Quote Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
    Yes. Let us handle it. You'll prolly get a raise out of this deal...
    Dude, he's in enough pain as it is.

    Oh, raise.

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    Mmm... ...ribs.

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    Re: Kidney stones

    Quote Originally Posted by Sooner Born Sooner Bred
    Relax. Let BSG and me handle your meetings. We'll take care of everything.
    This frightens me more than does the thought of what that stone is going to feel like when I finally pass it.

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    Mmm... ...ribs.

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    Re: Kidney stones

    Did I mention: double-shots of Lortab -


    **** YEAH!!

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    Re: Kidney stones

    No worries.

    We'll take good care of your meetings.

    Anyone want a copy of the minutes?

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    Re: Kidney stones

    Yes remember now it's night night time

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    Mmm... ...ribs.

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    Re: Kidney stones

    Quote Originally Posted by Sexy Sooner Angel
    Yes remember now it's night night time
    Nope. I'm already on my second round, and I feel GRRRREAT!!


    Except for feeling like I was kicked in the nuts a few minutes ago, and needing to pee REALLY bad.

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    Re: Kidney stones

    I guess your location has never fit you better.

    Just remember drink a bottle of GG when you take the Lortab and you won't feel a thing.

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    Mmm... ...ribs.

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    That was the worst pain I'd ever felt in my life. Including multiple broken bones, and including sitting in the stands for the Orange Bowl this year.

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    Dairy Products - **** YEAH!!

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    Maybe it was the OB that gave you these here stones!!

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    Mmm... ...ribs.

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    Re: Kidney stones

    On the plus side, this should help me with losing weight, as I now have placed a lifetime ban on Coca Cola.

    And, TOP O' THE PAGE, BITCHES!!

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    Mmm... ...ribs.

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    Re: Kidney stones

    bastard.

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    Re: Kidney stones

    You pissed a koosh ball?

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    I know someone who had to have one of those types of kidney stones removed. He said they had to go up his shaft into his bladder and pull it out.

    He said it was like having barbed wire pulled through your d***
    Last edited by KC//CRIMSON; 1/18/2005 at 02:48 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KC//CRIMSON
    shaft
    Who delivers ten times outta ten?

    Shaft, that's who.

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    Mmm... ...ribs.

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    Re: Kidney stones

    I love Lortab. Everything's kinda warm and fuzzy.

    Oh wait. That's my manfro.

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    Mmm... ...ribs.

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    I got this picture from a site about kidney stones:



    I'm hoping for smooth.

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    Re: Kidney stones

    If you got staghorn, you could mount it above the fireplace.

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    Re: Kidney stones

    oh man, I'm trying not to laugh Jed...

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