OMG, dude...
TOTP, pee pee hole milkers!
OMG, dude...
TOTP, pee pee hole milkers!
Heh.Originally Posted by Czar Soonerov
STON3D!!!
Ow.
Update: I'm getting a CT scat this afternoon to see if the remaining stones are any bigger, or if they have shifted. I have been experiencing some familiar back pain lately...
Oh boy, just in time for the holidays. Good Luck!Update: I'm getting a CT scat this afternoon to see if the remaining stones are any bigger, or if they have shifted. I have been experiencing some familiar back pain lately...
I totally know what you are going through. I got a rock stuck in my shoe once. Man, did it hurt. Get well soon!
hmmm..have you been drinking enough water?
didn't think so
Whenever a boy comes you should always have something baking.
It isn't my fault this time. Jed's been avoiding me since Kansas City.
OMG. I love my husband.
But tell 'em where you stole it from honey.
Update: I finally got that CT scan, 10 months later. I ended up not doing it on the day in which I previously posted on this page.
This past weekend I was feeling the familiar pain again, this time acutely. I almost didn't go to the game. I had been to the Hornets game the night before and had gotten d-runk. I woke up Saturday very dehydrated and felt like I was about to have a stone problem. I immediately started drinking huge amounts of water. I went ahead to the game, against my better judgement, thinking I might have to be rushed to the hospital. I took some Vicodin in my pocket just to be on the safe side.
At some point during the game, while making one of my many visits to the men's room, I could have sworn that I saw a black speck appear on the white porcelain where my urine stream was hitting. I was convinced that I had just peed out the stone. It was everything I could do to keep from reaching into the urinal trough and picking it up, so that I could take it to my doc for analysis. I resisted my urge, you'll be glad to know.
The pain pretty much went away, but yesterday I set up an appointment with my urologist for this morning, anyway. I went in this AM, had the CT scan, after which he declared, to my amazement, that I NO LONGER HAVE ANY KIDNEY STONES!!! The three that were left in there at the time of my surgery must have passed, at some point. I now suspect that the few times I thought I was about to pass one, I actually was passing one, since they were much smaller than the one I had surgically removed.
So anyway, I got rid of those without much pain or discomfort at all, a huge relief to me. Those remaining stones had been hanging over my head like a black cloud for nearly two years (my surgery was in January '05).
SCORE!!
Well, crap.
By the way, the "familiar pain" is back pain.
Well, crap.
Having had such a successful visit to the doc, I had him recommend a new GP for me since I just changed insurance and hated the doc I was going to. He suggested another doc at Mercy, so I ran over to his office to set up an appointment. Just so happened that they had an opening this afternoon, so I went in to meet with him and discuss some other issues I'm dealing with.
He was very impressive, and proceeds to give me a complete workup. Unfortunately, the workup included a digital prostate exam. Apparently my good karma for the day had run out.
Well, crap.
I knew it was a bad sign when he said "drop your pants and get up on the table on your knees and elbows."
Well, crap.
On the plus side, he said "if either the patient or the doctor enjoys this, it's time to change doctors."
Well, crap.
digital
ewww
glad this didn't turn out the way i was expecting when i saw it bumped again though
Say..............if you ever pass another one I know a jeweler who can make ya a nice set of cuff links.
Hell of a conversation piece.
.....and that's all the news from out here on the old Santa Fe Trail.
Congrats Jed I'm glad everything passed.
I still can't figure out how my doc did the prostate exam with both hands on my shoulders. He must be really good.
Well, crap.
That's how they always do mine.
No worries.
"And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne
That's the way OUDoc does his breast exams. It's strange because he's my eye doctor.
KIDNEY STONE FREE, BITCHES!!
Sorry. I'm still a little excited about that.
Well, crap.
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