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    Mmm... ...ribs.

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    Kidney stones

    **** yeah!

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    Re: Kidney stones

    Cosmo?

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    Mmm... ...ribs.

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    Re: Kidney stones

    Excruciating pain - **** yeah!

    Sweating buckets - **** yeah!

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    Re: Kidney stones

    For real? First drunk running guy, now this?

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    Mmm... ...ribs.

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    Re: Kidney stones

    Double-shots of Lortab -

    **** YEAH!!

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    Re: Kidney stones

    Sleepy, sleepy time

    see you tomorrow

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    Re: Kidney stones

    heh.

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    Mmm... ...ribs.

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    Re: Kidney stones

    Having afternoon meetings scheduled with city engineers, public works staff and high-dollar, out of town consultants - **** yeah!

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    Re: Kidney stones

    Ow! At least you have something to take for the pain.

    My brother has had to deal with them before and it's not fun.

    Stay in bed, man.

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    Re: Kidney stones

    Quote Originally Posted by BigRedJed
    Having afternoon meetings scheduled with city engineers, public works staff and high-dollar, out of town consultants - **** yeah!
    Hmmmmm...

    Lortab + big meetings = good times


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    Mmm... ...ribs.

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    Re: Kidney stones

    I think I'll throw in some Grey Goose just to make the meetings more interesting.

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    Nice touch!!

    Can someone please give us streaming video of it so we can be entertained this afternoon.

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    Mmm... ...ribs.

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    Re: Kidney stones

    Drinking ****loads of water to push out the stone, making you feel at all times like you're about to pee down your leg because you have to go so bad, and then just being able to squirt out a tiny little dribble - **** yeah!

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    Re: Kidney stones

    Relax. Let BSG and me handle your meetings. We'll take care of everything.

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    Re: Kidney stones

    Quote Originally Posted by BigRedJed
    Drinking ****loads of water to push out the stone, making you feel at all times like you're about to pee down your leg because you have to go so bad, and then just being able to squirt out a tiny little dribble - **** yeah!
    I thought that was called Whiskey Weenie....or something?

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    Re: Kidney stones

    PREACH BROTHER....I FEEL YOUR PAIN!!!!!!!

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    Well just drink ****loads of Grey Goose and then when you do just dribble you won't really care, plus the pain will have gone away.

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    Re: Kidney stones

    See what all that eating badly got you!

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    Mmm... ...ribs.

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    Re: Kidney stones

    Laying in a bed soaked with sweat, writhing in agony while your confused Great Danes sit in their crates 3 feet away howling at the tops of their lungs because they are confused by your actions - **** yeah!

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    Re: Kidney stones

    Quote Originally Posted by Sooner Born Sooner Bred
    Relax. Let BSG and me handle your meetings. We'll take care of everything.
    Yes. Let us handle it. You'll prolly get a raise out of this deal...

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