Mmmmmm - shardy ...
Jed's having drug induced dreams right about now.
About giant, jagged, shardy things coming out of his boy, like some sort of candiru in reverse...
Ow, ow..OW!!!
Poor Jed.
Let's help him think happy thoughts.
mmmm Rolling Rocks
Indeed, woman.
Indeed.
Speaking of Rolling Rocks, how was the girl's night out?
I will assume you weren't arrested for no tail lights.
I had a blast. A very, very fun night. The best in a long, long time.
No tickets, no arrests - no jail time. We did good.
At least the stones aren't like pop rocks. Now THAT would hurt. But it would make for interesting urinal conversation.
I hate it when people try to talk to me at the urinal.
Imagine if their 'thing' tried to talk to you at the urinal.
Whoa.
yeah. And imagine if it said "Kill! Kill! Kill!"
I have no idea where this is going.
Or if it said 'go watch Office Space'.
And I don't, either.
It happened because Jed is a compulsive hand washer.
I used to work for a group of Oncologists. One of them had a very difficult time passing his kidney stones. He came back to work to find a large, jagged rock on his desk. We thought it was funnier than he did.
The fans on here are known for their objectivity, fair play, open minded welcoming of others, debating in an upfront, firm, but respectful manner.....TexasLidig8r 11/21/04
I think this one's my favorite:
It would be like peeing a jigsaw blade. Awesome.
Gives a whole new meaning to "pearl necklace."Originally Posted by Czar Soonerov
Get your butt back into bed. BSG and I are bringing Chicken Noodle Soup over in a few minutes.
dude on the Sports Animal said it felt like they were dragging a cactus through his rod.
I can't wait. Applying heat to the area seemed to help. Maybe I'll dip in the soup.Originally Posted by Sooner Born Sooner Bred
Hopefully, he wasn't on Lortab.Originally Posted by picasso