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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member boomersooner28's Avatar
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    If your dog played football.....

    what position would he/she play?

    My bulldog would be a run-stopping DT! He takes up a lot of space, he's hard to move. Of course, he would have to be in a rotation because he gets tired easily! He might be able to go 2 plays in a row.



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    Re: If your dog played football.....

    My blue heeler has tremendous hops, is quick as hell, and meaner than a snake. Probably a db.

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    Re: If your dog played football.....

    If I wasn't against animal cruelty, although not a position, my girlfriends dog (a maltese named "lucy lu") would be a football, and I would be Lou Groza..... That thing is so spoiled and won't ever STFU!!!

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    Re: If your dog played football.....

    My chocolate lab would either be a LB or TE.

    He's got good hips and can change direction and anticipate any movement from anyone coming at him on a dime. Strong as hell, too!

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    Re: If your dog played football.....

    gdc, I have really been wanting a Blue Heeler... Do you know of a good breeder?

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    Re: If your dog played football.....

    My black lab (knothead) would only be able to play against the gators , He fast but just chases squriells , and gatoraide bottles
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    Re: If your dog played football.....

    my blue healer is one mean SOB but he's an absolute sweetheart with the kids. Blue healers are the bomb.

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    Well I have 4 mutts but if I had to chose one I would chose my German Shepard/Blue Heeler ( who knows what else) mix. He is 1 1/2 years old and weighs about 80 lbs. He is always trying to jump on you if you sit down and chew on you, just a crazy dog, so I would say linebacker.

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    Re: If your dog played football.....


    Boomer would be a linebacker because of his size and speed.


    Pepper would be a WR because of his lanky legs (Although they aren't shown in this picture)


    Spike would be a tailback. He's too small to be anything else.

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    Re: If your dog played football.....

    Boomer looks like a hella DE if you ask me!

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    Re: If your dog played football.....

    DOGGY FOOTBALL!!!!!

    Let's set up a game!
    TAKE IT BACK

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    Or... at least 7 -5 and have us go to..

    now...

    which bowl game did you go to this past year?...

    and...

    was it even televised?
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    Re: If your dog played football.....

    Sebastian...Definately a fleet footed wide out.
    Last edited by go4indian; 12/19/2004 at 11:16 PM.

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    Re: If your dog played football.....

    My dog would be buried in the endzone.
    ... that's not food.

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    Re: If your dog played football.....

    Quote Originally Posted by JiuJitsuSooner
    gdc, I have really been wanting a Blue Heeler... Do you know of a good breeder?
    No, in fact I'm looking for one myself in my area.

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    Re: If your dog played football.....

    Marvin the Boxer would be a wicked WR.

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    Re: If your dog played football.....

    What's this if stuff?

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    Re: If your dog played football.....

    It must be a slow football time if this is our topic Having said that I would have to say that my Great Dane, Dozer, would have to be a Fullback. He's a straight line runner that is always in the way and knock the snot out of anybody

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    Re: If your dog played football.....

    my two goldens.....Jake would be a MLB......Chelsea a CB

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    Re: If your dog played football.....

    My weenie/peke mix would have been a good RB, she was little and fast like Q.

    My dalmatian would be a good TE.

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    Re: If your dog played football.....

    My Pug....the most stubborn, pain-in-the-***, mind-of-his-own, and ugliest damn dog you ever saw....kinda reminds me of T.O.


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