Turn it to NBC now. NOW!
Turn it to NBC now. NOW!
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?
dammit, i need to see the unedited version
Wouldn't be the holidays if it wasn't any hooter, I mean hotter, in here.
"I like your house because you don't have to put on a coat to go to the bathroom and it is always parked in the same place."
Originally Posted by olevetonahill
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