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    Quote Originally Posted by proud gonzo View Post
    I am VERY glad I missed that part of this thread.

    and I didn't think I'd missed any part of this thread.
    You commented on it, as it happens.

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    So by "missed", she really meant "suppressed"?
    "If you don't become an actor you'll never be a factor" - Lupe Fiasco

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    apparently
    "I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."

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    OK, so here goes:

    I had begun to notice a kind of lumpy thing in my right armpit about a week previously.

    Driving home from work, I felt a cold trickle down my right side.

    Upon arrival at my home, I took off my shirt and looked for the source of the trickle-the lump.

    I gently squeezed the lump and pus shot about four feet away from my body. In a sustained Johnny Wad kind of way.

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    Man, I long for the puss and sh*t free days of reverse mirror vampires.

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    I shouldn't have read that. I'm gonna go back to repressing it, now.
    "I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."

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    I even hid the text. I EVEN HID THE TEXT!

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    BUT YOU KNEW I'D HAVE TO READ IT!
    "I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."

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    Quote Originally Posted by proud gonzo View Post
    I shouldn't have read that. I'm gonna go back to repressing it, now.
    I want you to show me on the doll where the bad post touched you.


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    Froze had a Run Fat Boy Run moment.
    ... that's not food.

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    Oh, and I apologize for not being around much the past two nights. I was with a couple of very attractive ladies.
    ... that's not food.

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    Keepin' 'em warm for their boyfriends again, were you?
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    Only one of the two has a boyfriend, but she's the one that wears the knee-high leather boots, so fair game.
    ... that's not food.

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    i'll take her number


    oh, and mike hide knows full well you would look just because of the spoiler tags
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    Look, man, I can't be held responsible for the world blowing up if I build a world-blowing-up machine and hang a big ol' sign on it that says "WARNING: Do NOT Press This Button. World Blowing-Up Will Ensue" and PG comes along and presses the button.

    That just ain't my fault.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bri View Post
    I want you to show me on the doll where the bad post touched you.

    I'm just happy I managed to work "Johnny Wad" into the IT.

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    whatever you nosey beyounce
    “If a team is to reach its potential, each player must be willing to subordinate his personal goals to the good of the team.”

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    I'd be happy if I could work Johnny Wad into...oh, never mind.
    "If you don't become an actor you'll never be a factor" - Lupe Fiasco

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Rich View Post
    Look, man, I can't be held responsible for the world blowing up if I build a world-blowing-up machine and hang a big ol' sign on it that says "WARNING: Do NOT Press This Button. World Blowing-Up Will Ensue" and PG comes along and presses the button.

    That just ain't my fault.
    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/115386...en_and_stimpy/

    Oh, How long can trusty Cadet Stimpy hold out?

    HOW can he possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could erase his very existence?

    WILL his tortured mind give in to its uncontrollable desires?

    CAN he withstand the temptation to push the button that EVEN NOW beckons him closer?
    ... that's not food.

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    TotP Beyonces!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Rich View Post
    Look, man, I can't be held responsible for the world blowing up if I build a world-blowing-up machine and hang a big ol' sign on it that says "WARNING: Do NOT Press This Button. World Blowing-Up Will Ensue" and PG comes along and presses the button.

    That just ain't my fault.
    The beautiful SHINY button! The jolly, CANDY-LIKE button!

    Quote Originally Posted by GottaHavePride View Post
    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/115386...en_and_stimpy/

    Oh, How long can trusty Cadet Stimpy hold out?

    HOW can he possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could erase his very existence?

    WILL his tortured mind give in to its uncontrollable desires?

    CAN he withstand the temptation to push the button that EVEN NOW beckons him closer?
    that noise Stimpy makes right before he pushes the button is one of my favorite sound effects EVER.
    "I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."

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