vanilla death is the second best death.
vanilla death is the second best death.
vanilla death is also my third-favorite white rapper.
not to be confused with my william-favor white rapper, mind you.
i think we should start calling william FAVOR-FAAAAAAAAVE! and clock him even.
i mean... give him a clock. no one is promoting violence here!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH, BOYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
"If you don't become an actor you'll never be a factor" - Lupe Fiasco
i wonder if that dude who wrote naughty stuff in his novel would be under the same attack if he'd written about a dude who wanted to sex up a woman so much he had her husband killed.
oh wait, that runs too deep.
BACK TO FODDER, PEOPLE!
strawberry pie should always be in season.
ABORT! ABORT! ABORT!
wait, that's controversial maybe.
STOP WHAT I'M DOING! STOP WHAT I'M DOING! STOP WHAT I'M DOING!
Originally Posted by leavingthezoo
LIFE STARTS AT CONCEPTION!!!!
"If you don't become an actor you'll never be a factor" - Lupe Fiasco
there. better. and 95% controversy free.STOP WHAT I'M DOING! STOP WHAT I'M DOING! STOP WHAT I'M DOING!
life, my friend, starts at the sleazy look across the room. sometimes.
I prefer to think of it as a smoldering look of desire, but hey, if "sleazy" floats your boat...
"If you don't become an actor you'll never be a factor" - Lupe Fiasco
please. just because you sugarcoat it with a prettier adjective doesn't make it any less sleazy.
BRI IS SMOLDERIN'-SLEAZY.
and i'm really hoping i don't have to be disappointed in you. you should really hope i don't have to be disappointed in you either.
Strange...my natural evil instincts are telling me to make a "baby, NO ONE is ever disappointed in me" joke, and yet my survival instincts are screaming "NO, NO, NO, NOT A GOOD IDEA!!" Which is weird, 'cause they usually agree on things.
"If you don't become an actor you'll never be a factor" - Lupe Fiasco
that's a good sign actually. they both are feeling challenged!
might not be good for you, but it's making me giggle.
my brain hurts.
let go and pull your pants up. that'll help.
i thought we weren't making "flashlight" jokes...
that was more of a spotlight joke. flashlight isn't powerful enough.
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