Orange on the field
Like a nasty vomit mess
Rashaun Woods goes down
Orange on the field
Like a nasty vomit mess
Rashaun Woods goes down
Pistol Pete appears
Sheep, nervous, scared, run away
Cowboys come to "play."
Silent aggie fans
Leave Norman in cars and vans
Home to beat their wives
OSU SUCKS BAD
SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS
OSU SUCKS BAD
Like a little bro
who wins a game now and then
time to slap him down
Tatum O'Neil Bell
You Go To Hell
Not Taco Bell!
nice one widescreen
The Teddy Lehman
Will Be Hangman
At oSu OU-OSU
Orange is for pumpkins
Carrots, jello, and fruit juice
It makes my eyes hurt
Cowpukes in Norman
Pain, blood, heartache, hopes shattered
by Sooner Magic
Years of frustration
welling. Burning like hot coals
Grilled poke anyone?
Wannabe, step-child
Tail trying to wag the dog
Ain't gonna happen
Pokes are for real
but get bitchslapped in Norman.
Tails tucked, they crawl home.
fields getting planted
saturday woods gets cut down
runningbacks bell rung.
Last edited by AZSOONER; 10/26/2003 at 08:41 PM.
It seems we need to define Haiku for some folks.
Five syllables
Seven syllables
Five syllables
For example:
I cannot believe
that seventeen syllables
are sufficient to...
Pete get pistol-whipp
Fields get mowed
Miles are travelled
OU will bring wood
yosemite sam
a good mascot does not make
laughing stock of state
Yo SuperSoonerOriginally Posted by SuperSooner
You think you are SuperSmart
Shut your big pie hole
just kidding.
Nice haiku widescreenOriginally Posted by Widescreen
My pie hole is laughing hard
Now kiss my big ***
just kidding
Miles brain = slow lane;
Fields passing = lazy and "dying quail" if I had to name;
R Woods = pushes off by dang but will be tamed;
Pistol Pete = embarassing and inane....
heads ripped from the necks
of orange clad stillwater boys
sooners insert poo
i tried...
Last edited by william_brasky; 10/26/2003 at 08:21 PM.
a psychological/historical haiku
pokes possess complex
like that of Napolean
here comes Waterloo