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    The Official "I Hate OSU" Haiku Thread

    Orange on the field
    Like a nasty vomit mess
    Rashaun Woods goes down

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    Re: The Official "I Hate OSU" Haiku Thread

    Pistol Pete appears
    Sheep, nervous, scared, run away
    Cowboys come to "play."

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    Re: The Official "I Hate OSU" Haiku Thread

    Silent aggie fans
    Leave Norman in cars and vans
    Home to beat their wives

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    Re: The Official "I Hate OSU" Haiku Thread

    OSU SUCKS BAD
    SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS
    OSU SUCKS BAD

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    Re: The Official "I Hate OSU" Haiku Thread

    Like a little bro
    who wins a game now and then
    time to slap him down

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    Re: The Official "I Hate OSU" Haiku Thread

    Tatum O'Neil Bell
    You Go To Hell
    Not Taco Bell!

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    Re: The Official "I Hate OSU" Haiku Thread

    nice one widescreen

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    Re: The Official "I Hate OSU" Haiku Thread

    The Teddy Lehman
    Will Be Hangman
    At oSu OU-OSU

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    Re: The Official "I Hate OSU" Haiku Thread

    Orange is for pumpkins

    Carrots, jello, and fruit juice

    It makes my eyes hurt

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    Re: The Official "I Hate OSU" Haiku Thread

    Cowpukes in Norman
    Pain, blood, heartache, hopes shattered
    by Sooner Magic

    Years of frustration
    welling. Burning like hot coals
    Grilled poke anyone?

    Wannabe, step-child
    Tail trying to wag the dog
    Ain't gonna happen

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    Re: The Official "I Hate OSU" Haiku Thread

    Pokes are for real
    but get bitchslapped in Norman.
    Tails tucked, they crawl home.

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    Re: The Official "I Hate OSU" Haiku Thread

    fields getting planted
    saturday woods gets cut down
    runningbacks bell rung.
    Last edited by AZSOONER; 10/26/2003 at 08:41 PM.

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    Re: The Official "I Hate OSU" Haiku Thread

    It seems we need to define Haiku for some folks.

    Five syllables
    Seven syllables
    Five syllables

    For example:
    I cannot believe
    that seventeen syllables
    are sufficient to...

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    Re: The Official "I Hate OSU" Haiku Thread

    Pete get pistol-whipp
    Fields get mowed
    Miles are travelled
    OU will bring wood

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    Re: The Official "I Hate OSU" Haiku Thread

    yosemite sam
    a good mascot does not make
    laughing stock of state

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    Re: The Official "I Hate OSU" Haiku Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by SuperSooner
    It seems we need to define Haiku for some folks.

    Five syllables
    Seven syllables
    Five syllables

    For example:
    I cannot believe
    that seventeen syllables
    are sufficient to...
    Yo SuperSooner
    You think you are SuperSmart
    Shut your big pie hole


    just kidding.

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    Re: The Official "I Hate OSU" Haiku Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Widescreen
    Yo SuperSooner
    You think you are SuperSmart
    Shut your big pie hole


    just kidding.
    Nice haiku widescreen
    My pie hole is laughing hard
    Now kiss my big ***

    just kidding

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    Re: The Official "I Hate OSU" Haiku Thread

    Miles brain = slow lane;
    Fields passing = lazy and "dying quail" if I had to name;
    R Woods = pushes off by dang but will be tamed;
    Pistol Pete = embarassing and inane....

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    Re: The Official "I Hate OSU" Haiku Thread

    heads ripped from the necks
    of orange clad stillwater boys
    sooners insert poo

    i tried...
    Last edited by william_brasky; 10/26/2003 at 08:21 PM.

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    Re: The Official "I Hate OSU" Haiku Thread

    a psychological/historical haiku

    pokes possess complex
    like that of Napolean
    here comes Waterloo

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