It's on my Christmas list...
It's on my Christmas list...
... that's not food.
I'm holding out for the flying car...
How about this one
Nah, too nerdy. I wouldn't give either foot for that flying car.
He's driving north on Sooner between 5:15 and 5:45pm. Every day. In a light green metallic Ford freakin' Contour.
He's a smallish guy with red hair. And no, it ain't Farkus. Kinda looks like him, though.
I usually see him north of Franklin at about 5:30.
****ing prick.
First off, he shouldn't be doing stuff just to **** people off.
Second of all ... slow down bsg. All you are doing is saving 30 seconds by driving fast. How many times have you swerved around in traffic, passing people and then the person you passed 5 minutes ago pulls up beside you at a stop light?
I used to get majorly pissed while I was driving. I've been working on it and now I just get slightly perturbed. I feel much better about it now.
You know, when Norm is giving you tips on how to enhance your calm you KNOW you have a rage problem...
Why doesn't someone just follow his lil punk ***?
Intimidation ROCKS !!
ROLL TIDE
I think he needs to be hit in the face by a bus.
"Hard work is for people short on talent." -George Carlin
"Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish...and feed yourself. He's a grown man. And fishing's not that hard." -Ron Swanson
I do drive too fast. I always have. And I've been making an effort to slow down a bit. I now just try to stay with traffic instead of trying to get to the front of it.
But you're right - I do get pissed every single time I drive. That should tell me something, I guess.
But that has nothing to do with the prick. I want to smash his face.
So does this mean we're going to get daily updates on what he does next?
Whatever happens I'll be tuning into the local news that's for sure . . .
Just lookin' out for ya.Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
I know. Thanks.
And you'll be glad to know that this morning on my way to work I never went faster than 60mph.
Mr. BSG stays on me about my driving. He tells me that if I'm ever in an accident that the accident will be worse if I'm speeding, he gripes at me because speeding wears the brake pads out on my car a lot faster (which he has to replace about once every 6 months), and even though I don't get tickets that often they are very expensive.
So I'll slow down.
But I still want to bash in the prick's face.
Well, I'm sure all the cop-flashing you do keeps the ticket expenses down.
This is exactly the kind of useful information that keeps me coming back to Soonerfans.com.Originally Posted by Oldnslo
We have always known that heedless self-interest was bad morals; we know now that it is bad economics. FDR.
get a tag number, and lets all get together and beat the **** out of him and his car. someone here has to have a cop friend that will run a tag number for them. post his address and we'll take turns setting his car on fire.
We should get together in a giant group, and each take a bite of him.
Why you ask? This way we will kill him, but the police will never be able to figure out which "bite" was the deadly one, thus we will all get off.
Your welcome.
So I'm driving home yesterday (doing 60mph, Norm) and I see him up ahead of me. And I see a lot of cars behind him hitting their brakes. He's got about 7 cars trapped.
So the car in the slow lane speeds up and everyone starts going around him. Including me. When I pass him (which I did politely and correctly) he flashes his brights at me three times. So I hit my brakes three times. His arms were flying all around in the little car he has. Whoo-boy, for some reason he got all excitable and demonstrative.
This time I got the prick's tag number.
BRAKE PADS WOMAN!
I just gave it a little tappy.
Tap, tap, tappy.
Pissed him off good, though. Prick.