2015-16 college basketball meltdowns

[badger]

(To the tune of Batman) Aggie aggie aggie aggie aggie aggie aggie aggie MELTDOWN! Meltdown.

OU 77, Aggie 63

What are the odds that Isaiah's middle name is Kisses or Fu%s? He does go to school at OU

Why the **** is Collins guarding Hield?! Better yet why the **** is Collins in the game?!

Can't beat OU and the refs at the same time

We done.... Great run, but over matched, out coached..same as football.. Maybe baseball will show up, doubt it, but always wishing... Night all

Tournament isn't letting Hield go out before the Final Four

Sounds like if we had Coach K we would win it all

I am glad our team doesn't quit and point fingers like people on this thread

We are getting owned in every way. We were actually winning. This is probably the saddest 10 minutes we've played

Jump shot jump shot jump shot

jesus christ stop shooting threes if you can't make them

They say it's not contagious, but it looks like Billy's Parkinson's has spread to the whole team

Maybe we should have just lost to Northern Iowa if we are going to lay this turd

Watching play by on ESPN:

-Hogg missed jumper
-Hogg missed jumper
-Hogg missed jumper

That Woodard kid is playing out of his dam mind

Helluva job by Kennedy having our boys prepared

(10 year extension) He's God fearing and a really good dude. Make it 20. Anyone who disagrees is a terrible Ag

Typical Aggie bull**** homerism. Win ****ing games, not be a "good" dude

We are in the sweet 16 and have 28 wins *** clown

I'm about to start watching baseball.

I hate baseball

On the bright side at least we won't have to watch Collins throw those garbage floaters up ever again

Second half...

I though there were rules against calling time outs when the other team was on a run?

If hield drives the basket it's an automatic foul

It's too bad this isn't a team of white boys from Iowa

I effing hate ou

Obvious when OU coaching staff makes adjustments. All of our progress ends

And we're back to 19

Really making Barkley look like he knew what he was talking about with this performance. Barf

(Take away the first half and this is a very close game ) Take away hamburgers, fries, pizza and chocolates and I would have a six pack

Take away OU's points and this is a blowout

fire Kennedy

We are 6 for 16 on FT hahahahahahabajahahaha

Abortion if a coaching job in the first half and horrible execution by the team at the line in the 2nd.

Everyone contributed tonight

Nothing like a good ol fashion *** whipping!

How many of you take joy in losing on proving a ****ing point to yourself?

We are still getting absolutely ****ed on calls. These refs ****ing suck

Everyone turn off their TVs...and wait for the OT alert on ESPN's website

OU, with less resources and being located in a sh/thole state, embarrasses the Ags. Good thing they've never done that in football

Never go full Aggie.

[tycat947]

A CULT, I tell ya, a CULT!!!

[badger]

OU 80, UO 68

Ducks, how could you?

Dillon Brooks played like

Buddy Hield was just:

Why is it that the ducks just can't get over the hump in any sport? They can never seem to get that elusive championship or get to the final four. Oh the pain of being a duck fan

Um, track?

My bad. I just didn't feel like typing out the 2 sports in college that anyone cares about

Track is our birthright and a great source of pride to Ducks. It spawned a rather large shoe company. Made Steve Prefontaine a national figure who as voted by Oregonian readers as the best athlete ever in this state.

Tell nobody cares to places like Texas A&M, Stanford, Arkansas, Florida. Look up how many national championships USC has won.


Ever watch the Olympics? Ever heard of Carl Lewis, Usain Bolt, Edwin Moses, Jackie Joyner Kersey? Or maybe Galen Rupp or Ashton Eaton

Tell that to the Duck players playing their hearts out in the other sports

There are actually people who care about the Acrobatics and Tumbling team, which has won 2 or 3 championships

(note --- it appeared in all caps on their page) yes he means in sports that fans around the country care about. football and basketball are the two sports that are most watched and cared about in collegiate sports so i understand what he means. oregon gets so close to the promised land especially in football but always the brides maid and never the bride. the bb team still busted all expectations and still get the pac 12 champ and tourney rings to show for their accomplishments and i am proud of them for that. oregon also will get the pac 12 champ banner to share with their fans and team. oh wait oregon stopped banners once they moved into mka. hmmm

shades of the last Elite Eight game the Ducks played in 2007 it was Joakim Noah and Florida that went off and this time it was Buddy Hield and Oklahoma ... dammit

(in response to the Buddy/Allen Patrick football photoshop)You still butt hurt from that game? What a bunch of whiners or is it pOUters?

Well you Sooners finally got some sort of redemption against us from that game 10 years ago now

Our team just got another elite 8, what are you people complaining about? half of you didn't even watch the season until you heard the ducks were doing well. be a real fan or stop crying when it doesn't go your way

who would win a race between Royce Sloth Freeman, Devon Snail Allen, and Bralon Turtle Addison

Yes yes...since you know soo much more about basketball than Dana Altman and his staff

If it weren't for the refs I'd love another home and home with them. Seriously. Quack quack

[badger]

Rest in Peace, Sic Em. This gold jacket's for you!
Baylor 57, Oregon State 60, Jacket 0, Kim Mulkey 1 technical foul for throwing said jacket

there are some good therapist in Waco for sex and porn addiction

These refs suck big time. You can book the black woman ref is going to hit Kim with a tech before it's over

Guess holding is only a foul in football

End of first quarter and already blaming refs for the loss?

A hot beaver is a dangerous thing

Looks like I picked the wrong game to quit drinking

After the jacket incident...

Way to go coach. Such a stripper. No place for it. Shameful. Should put her on the bus

So you call techs for throwing jackets now?

Jeezus

Rodent coach looks like he got his lunch money taken a lot back in the day

It wouldn't be a complete tourney without Kim tossing her jacket and causing a technical. Good grief

Its the Eddie Sutton rule

That was GREAT TECH

Looks like I picked the wrong game to quit amphetamines

Anyway we can stay on the court and practice free throws during halftime?

ok i can only take so much baylor

[Sooner95]

Thoroughly enjoyed these tonight. Excellent!

[hawaii 5-0]

Thanks Badger. Loads of laffs.

5-0

[badger]

What is more elite than eight, what is more final than four?

Losing in the Sweet 16

Virginia 84, Iowa State 71

**** you ref

I'm so mad right now

Maybe morris should let one of our uninjured 3 point shooters try shooting 3 pointers

Glad these refs realize that people want to see them rather than an all American like Niang on the floor

Somebody's gonna text that ref and tell him he ****ed up, and he's going to be like "oh well, I **** up on a lot of calls, I'm not perfect."

Yay accountability!

Easily the worst officiated game in NCAA history

These refs almost make me long for our ***** big 12 refs

These guys do 4 hours of online continuing ed every off season. you don't know what's it like

**** you refs, **** you virgina

lol, love the skinny white guys on the Virginia bench flexing

I wish this was dozen egg night at the ballpark

I think we forgot that we are ISU. I shouldn't have taken my nut cup off

Ball don't lie mother******! you got your **** packed!

Georges wearing Gill like a cape on that drive with no call

Niang needs a rape kit

The hand is part of the ball. Not a foul

must be nice to get away with tackling

It's over **** everything

ISU cheerleader gets ball to the face. Just that kind of day

Our cheerleaders are getting hurt now! **** **** ****

Classy CBS.. showing a cheerleader get hit in the face

We're not good at fouling even when we want to foul

Looks like Virginia is a shoe in for national champs. ISU always runs into the eventual champion

NOPE!

Final season grade: B+ because they have a language filter at Cyclone Fanatic.

Next up if I feel like it... a certain Big 12 team evicted in the Elite Eight

[S.PadreIsl.Sooner]

^^^I bet the Jayhawks were in rare form!^^^

[BoulderSooner79]

^^^I bet the Jayhawks were in rare form!^^^

Nah, they are probably just looking forward to football season now. BWHAAHAHAHA!

[badger]

Look, KU, it's not our fault you couldn't make round three happen, unless you want to be angry about not facing us in the Big 12 tourney. We've both made mistakes this season, agree. It's just that your final one was more costly than ours
Nova 64, Chalky Hawk 59

Announcers so pro nova sickening!!!!!!

Perry's vajayjay is bleeding hard

This fckn sucks

I'm getting tired of the slobbering

This shat is driving me to drink

Don't even star banging on Perry you fackers

THE FIX IS IN!

F UCK....THIS...GAME

Are you fiucking serious with that call?!?!?! This is a serious hose ******* job. Un ******* believable

You have to be sh itting me

Lol WOW **** these ******* refs. 5 ******* phantom calls on Graham

******* refs. Piece of **** ******* refs

And THE CURSE OF NOT HAVING A DECENT PG LIVES ON TO HAUNT KU

ELIJAH JOHNSON STARTED IT
NADIR THARPE CONTINUED IT

GRAHAM SEALS IT

**** YOU GRAHAM

Please close your laptop and throw it out a window

Self should ******* strangle these ******* **********s. They just ****** us out of a final 4

**** Villanova, **** these refs, **** you all (especially Sagan), I'm getting pizza

Die in a ******* fire refs

Frank gets raped- no call by these *** hole refs

**** you all. I hate everything

Anyone who says any different can suck a bag of dicks!

**** this ****, we got ****** so bad

******* Self sits there like brain dead moron and allow the refs to control the game

Same bullsh!t with Self. Get worked over like a CYC coach when it counts

all aboard the OU wagon

No participation trophies for curling up in the Fetal position in the Elite 8.

$6MM coach. 10 cent results

Good fukin thing I'm drunk

I give them next to zero credit. We just peed down our legs all night long

Final season meltdown grade: A-minus, because I'm very disappointed that they didn't meltdown at the hands of OU this season, but all of the asterisks to get rid of potty language is pretty hilarious, as is the attempts to get around the language filter on Scout. See you in football season, Jayjays...

[S.PadreIsl.Sooner]

Them Hawks are real drama queens