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    No Bevo Saturday

    Bevo has a "life threatening" illness.

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    You can't make this stuff up.
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    Sorry missed earlier thread.
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    Re: No Bevo Saturday

    Quote Originally Posted by herecomedajudge View Post
    Sorry missed earlier thread.
    No need to be sorry. This is a such a huge story that it deserved two threads.
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    Re: No Bevo Saturday

    Bevo has AIDS
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    Re: No Bevo Saturday

    I think a lot of Texas fans have the same illness

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    Re: No Bevo Saturday

    You mean Texas hasn't found another cow? OU put Boomer and Sooner to pasture and brought in new ones. Maybe Bevo has so much personality that they couldn't find any that measured up to his dynamic persona.

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    Re: No Bevo Saturday

    I always thought Bevo looked drugged and docile. Probably a dirty needle from an aTm vet grad, Stevie wouldn't approve any B/D throw-away-syringes or they were getting Bevo's meds from India/China/Mexico as part of their previous AD's cost cutting measures. Makes me wonder if his horns suddenly fell off.

    It also may be part of a last-ditch plan to inspire their FB team by bringing in a new Bevo to lead their players into the Cotton Bowl on Saturday. I just hope they don't go all Mconeghey/Hollywood/Running of the Bull as a new tradition and try to pull a Ralphie type entrance. That steer may gore a ref and their fans would be incensed by a 15 yard personal-foul on Bevo to start the game.
    Last edited by aurorasooner; 10/8/2015 at 10:47 AM.

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    Re: No Bevo Saturday

    Quote Originally Posted by KantoSooner View Post
    Bevo has AIDS
    Slow roasting will cure that, correct?

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    Re: No Bevo Saturday

    Bevo is just too embarrassed and depressed to be seen in public with Charlie’s team! He tweeted that out to his closest friends.

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    Re: No Bevo Saturday

    Quote Originally Posted by dwarthog View Post
    Slow roasting will cure that, correct?
    We'll need empirical evidence.
    Fire up the grill!
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    Re: No Bevo Saturday

    Quote Originally Posted by KantoSooner View Post
    We'll need empirical evidence.
    Fire up the grill!
    Count me in!

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    Re: No Bevo Saturday

    Best Bevo TV scene EVER...2002 RRS...we just came back to take the lead on Prissy Simms & Co...TV time-out...camera cuts to Bevo...he raises his tail and proceeds to take a huge **** on national TV, while the burnt orange Whorn caretakers are rushing to get a shovel under his *** to catch all the ****! I think I almost died laughing.

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    Re: No Bevo Saturday

    Switzer's Bistro has pre-order of RRR steak dishes.

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    Re: No Bevo Saturday

    Some say that the Texas Administration has been in the process of seeking the "best-ever representative" steer to take Bevo's place. Through exhaustive research, they have, indeed, narrowed the "field" down to three of the most likely candidates for this position. It has been a long arduous process for these Regents, but the finalist will get Texas on the right track once again...Hey; it worked for the Charlie Strong selection, right?

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    Re: No Bevo Saturday

    Word is that Red McCombs has a "favorite" steer he's backing...

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    Re: No Bevo Saturday

    Quick substitution? Hire Mangino and buy an antler hat? On second thought I don't want Mangino near that offense. I like it just the way it is.
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    Re: No Bevo Saturday

    Quote Originally Posted by dwarthog View Post
    Slow roasting will cure that, correct?
    It's probably Mad Cow Disease so I wouldn't do that.
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