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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 Judge Smails's Avatar
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    Whorns Haiku 2015

    How have we not started this yet???


    Whorns are in shambles
    Sooners remember '13
    Cotton Bowl gang rape
    Last edited by Judge Smails; 10/5/2015 at 09:45 PM.

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 Judge Smails's Avatar
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    Re: Whorns Haiku 2015

    Strong on the hot seat
    Players Tweeting "I'm leaving"
    We all LOL
    Last edited by Judge Smails; 10/5/2015 at 10:12 PM.

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 Judge Smails's Avatar
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    Re: Whorns Haiku 2015

    Whorns suck hard this year
    Texas fans want to stay home
    Bevo wants to hurl

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    Re: Whorns Haiku 2015

    Bevo is Beef
    Ground up and Grilled
    Served on a bun!
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    Re: Whorns Haiku 2015

    Whorns are 1 and 4
    Sooners are undefeated
    That don't mean nothing

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    Re: Whorns Haiku 2015

    Mayfield will score points
    Texas players will tweet friends
    Bar B Q'd Bevo...

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    Sooner All-World olevetonahill's Avatar
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    Re: Whorns Haiku 2015

    5
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    Re: Whorns Haiku 2015

    The Eyes of Texsa
    Will roll in deep misery
    As Mayfield triumphs

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    Re: Whorns Haiku 2015

    The Texas sadness
    A delicious misery
    More dumpster fire

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    Re: Whorns Haiku 2015

    Strong goes weak
    Stoops goes strong
    bevo squeals like a pig
    "I do disagree with Barry (The King) about many things. Our lifestyles and values are dramatically different..."

    Joe Paterno in the 1990 Foreward to Bootlegger's Boy
    It has a more complimentary context in modern times.

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    Re: Whorns Haiku 2015

    Heard is on hot seat
    Herd is looking very weak
    Charlie is fanless.
    "I'm going to request that you stop posting in this thread." - circa 2008
    "Why does there have to be so much immature stuff on here?" - circa 2010

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    Re: Whorns Haiku 2015

    Austin likes to sing
    Willie, Waylon, and the rest
    Sound like Bevo farts.
    "I'm going to request that you stop posting in this thread." - circa 2008
    "Why does there have to be so much immature stuff on here?" - circa 2010

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member swardboy's Avatar
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    Re: Whorns Haiku 2015

    Patterson is gone
    The season is a train wreck
    Joe C. knows his shat.
    "I'm going to request that you stop posting in this thread." - circa 2008
    "Why does there have to be so much immature stuff on here?" - circa 2010

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 OUmillenium's Avatar
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    Re: Whorns Haiku 2015

    Golden Hat fits Bob
    Charlie not so much I think
    Striker will talk trash
    Here lies Lester Moor
    4 slugs from a .44
    No Lester no more



    That's no moon...

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    Vacuums eat while yelling

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    Re: Whorns Haiku 2015

    Hire Charlie Strong.
    Lose to Cal, ND, Poke, Frog
    Fire Charlie Strong

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 BermudaSooner's Avatar
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    Re: Whorns Haiku 2015

    Longhorn misery
    talent wasted in burnt orange
    half a hun-erd hung
    "You get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right."---Penn Jillette

    "It's what I do, I drink and I know things."---Tyrion Lannister

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 BermudaSooner's Avatar
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    Re: Whorns Haiku 2015

    OU sux they chant
    gets quieter by quarter
    Corn dogs for winners
    "You get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right."---Penn Jillette

    "It's what I do, I drink and I know things."---Tyrion Lannister

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    Re: Whorns Haiku 2015

    OU and Texas
    Both take in Big D corn dogs
    OU orally
    "I don't know karate, but I know ka-razor!" - James Brown

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    Re: Whorns Haiku 2015

    Sooners bring the burn
    Oh my the humanity
    Tex on fire again

    OleVet Posse Instigator

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    Re: Whorns Haiku 2015

    Horn players send tweets
    Their fans count on hoops Oh Wait
    Sooners dance in streets
    Ukraine: Not Our Fight.

    More epicycles!

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