Is envious of all that hair on the mascots coon skin cap.
Is envious of all that hair on the mascots coon skin cap.
Uses Summers Eve for Mouth wash
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
Would rather be at the casino than playing the Sooners this weekend
this is bull****
Is married to his step-father's wife's daughter.
......was surprised and disappointed that he received a wall decal when he ordered from fat-head
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"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up"
... will be seen throwing his headphones a lot Saturday.
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
Keeps a Goody comb in his back pocket.
OleVet Posse Instigator
Has traced his heritage to Skeletor and the Crypt Keeper on ancestry.com
Here lies Lester Moor
4 slugs from a .44
No Lester no more
That's no moon...
....mistook Preparation H for hair gel.
"I'm going to request that you stop posting in this thread." - circa 2008
"Why does there have to be so much immature stuff on here?" - circa 2010
Keeps 2 cases of Red Bull on the sidelines, both in practice and games.
keeps a box of Tampax handy for nose bleeds.
wishes he could hook up with Mountain Mama when he hears "Country Roads". Every. Dang. Time.
Hopes to have a major league pitching career following his firing at Hillbilly U.Originally Posted by deweydw
... will be seen throwing his headphones a lot Saturday.
From the home of Seymour Johnson Air Force Base...
... has his Winnie the Pooh costume ready for Holloween.
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
Wishes he could have a Gundy doo !
T***s is the Kim Kardashian of college football. Hardly as attractive as she thinks and has never done a thing to justify all the fame. They chase the money in much the same way. The 'horns are a legend in their own mind. Texas destroyed the SWC and is currently sucking the life out of the Big 12.
Stolen from Sabanball
Wants to relax on the couch with a beer but the fans keep burning it.
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
Is in a hair race with Donald Trump
swims with the dolphins.
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