Weird online rumors regarding Lane Kiffin

[badger]

There's no OU ties that I'm aware of, but twitter is going nuts.

http://fansided.com/2015/09/24/what-...round-alabama/

The rumor going around the interwebs involves Lane Kiffin and improper relations with the wife of a booster or head coach Nick Saban’s daughter, depending on which random Twitter user you arbitrarily decide to believe.

Bammer faces ULM-Monroe this Saturday. I think the Warhawks are ripe for another upset of Saban's Tiders, don't you?



As a reminder, if Lane Kiffin is cheating, this is the woman he is cheating against:

[KantoSooner]

Which would broaden his realm of stupidity from just coaching

[BoulderSooner79]

Hot wife does not negate the need for strange.

(I think that quote was from Socrates or Einstein or someone important like that)

[SicEmBaylor]

If he doens't want her, canz I haz her?

[tycat947]

There's no OU ties that I'm aware of, but twitter is going nuts.

http://fansided.com/2015/09/24/what-...round-alabama/



Bammer faces ULM-Monroe this Saturday. I think the Warhawks are ripe for another upset of Saban's Tiders, don't you?



As a reminder, if Lane Kiffin is cheating, this is the woman he is cheating against:

Is there a motorcycle involved? Does he have motorcycle accident injuries???

[SoonerMarkVA]

Maybe she's not very--adventurous.

[Soonerjeepman]

Reminds me of that one poster in a lot of guys johns in bars...

Really hot chick and the saying is..."some where some guy is tired of this chick's crazy ****"

But....I'd hit it...thrice!

[KantoSooner]

Is it wrong of me to kind of hope the other women is Saban's bat**** crazy daughter?

[badger]

Deadspin says...
http://deadspin.com/where-did-those-...rom-1732881082

The rumors, which I must reiterate are COMPLETELY UNVERIFIED, were as follows:

Kiffin was resigning
Kiffin slept with booster’s wife
Kiffin got into a fight with head coach and angry-man-in-the-wedding-reception-cocktail-line Nick Saban
Kiffin slept with Saban’s daughter

Given that we’re talking about Lane Kiffin, I believe all of these rumors, and will believe anything else anyone comes up with. But there’s nothing to back them up anywhere as of yet.

The rumored start to the rumor was Bammer unhappy fans post-loss wanting to believe the worst in their losing offensive coordinator. Hell, Rammer Jammer was winning national championships before that loser Lane Kiffin showed up to campus! FIRE HIM! HE'S PROBABLY A HORRIBLE PERSON THAT WE HATE ANYWAYS RIGHT NOW!

[BoulderSooner79]

Deadspin says...
http://deadspin.com/where-did-those-...rom-1732881082



The rumored start to the rumor was Bammer unhappy fans post-loss wanting to believe the worst in their losing offensive coordinator. Hell, Rammer Jammer was winning national championships before that loser Lane Kiffin showed up to campus! FIRE HIM! HE'S PROBABLY A HORRIBLE PERSON THAT WE HATE ANYWAYS RIGHT NOW!

That's the most believable rumor yet - spoiled fans being spoiled. Agree Bama is not quite the invincible force of a few years back, but one only need look at last year to see a loss to Ole Miss does not have to be the end of the road. Bama still ended the season as the #1 CFP seed. Also, I watched the game and Bama should have won and probably would win 2 of 3 times in that match-up. So if the fans are this upset now, I can imagine the reaction if they do lose another game or 2.

[badger]

It's also why the rumor that Nick Satan wanted Texas instead was plausible (leave it to $teve Pater$on to $crew it up). Right after he gets Bama a third effing title, fans are already screaming for another.

Of course, that's what Coach Satan is paid to do, and he's paid more than anyone else to do it.

[Okie35]

Hot wife does not negate the need for strange.

(I think that quote was from Socrates or Einstein or someone important like that)

That's funny